Yay for Aimee!
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I GOT IT!!! I GOT IT!! I GOT IT!!!
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Seriously, Aims, WOO FUCKING HOO. I want to to file for unemployment, just to stress him out. I'm sorry that you didn't get to quit, that would have been sweet. OTOH, it might be better when he calls you to say, I'm sorry, I'm too busy to help you.
I know - I totally wish I could have quit, but that's ok. And I am gonna file.
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Maybe I'll make a banner that says, "EFF YOU! I HAVE A JOB THAT PAYS MORE AND IS WAY COOLER!" and put it on my front porch.
Yay, Aimee!
Hooray, Aims! Excellent timing, new job. This bodes well.
Congratulations, Aimee!
Since you didn't get a chance to quit, I suggest calling him at midnight (to repay his 7 a.m. phone call) to tell him that the attorney general called asking questions about him/the business, but that he shouldn't worry because you told the truth. Then hang up before he can say anything and turn your phone off for the night. Let him stew. Eventually, you can tell him about how you sleepwalk, and sometimes even sleep-phone.
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Sparky's idea is the best!!!
When the asshat comes crawling back asking for info, you present him with a consulting fee because, really, you need to focus on your NEW, REAL job.