Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.

'Harm's Way'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - May 14, 2008 5:58:58 am PDT #9083 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hooray, Aims! Excellent timing, new job. This bodes well.


Sparky1 - May 14, 2008 5:59:43 am PDT #9084 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Congratulations, Aimee!

Since you didn't get a chance to quit, I suggest calling him at midnight (to repay his 7 a.m. phone call) to tell him that the attorney general called asking questions about him/the business, but that he shouldn't worry because you told the truth. Then hang up before he can say anything and turn your phone off for the night. Let him stew. Eventually, you can tell him about how you sleepwalk, and sometimes even sleep-phone.


hippocampus - May 14, 2008 6:01:11 am PDT #9085 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

eeebil.


lisah - May 14, 2008 6:02:37 am PDT #9086 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Sparky's idea is the best!!!


Connie Neil - May 14, 2008 6:10:24 am PDT #9087 of 10001
brillig

When the asshat comes crawling back asking for info, you present him with a consulting fee because, really, you need to focus on your NEW, REAL job.


Stephanie - May 14, 2008 6:29:22 am PDT #9088 of 10001
Trust my rage

Aimee, that is so fantastic! Getting fired totally does suck, but how awesome that this came through 2 days later! I hope you find a good way to let ex-boss know how much you don't need him.


Steph L. - May 14, 2008 6:42:55 am PDT #9089 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I hope you find a good way to let ex-boss know how much you don't need him.

A flaming bag of poo on the front step is a time-honored way of conveying such a sentiment.


hippocampus - May 14, 2008 6:43:11 am PDT #9090 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

hey Jars, are you still about?


Glamcookie - May 14, 2008 6:43:35 am PDT #9091 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Congrats Aims!

ION, gronk.


Stephanie - May 14, 2008 6:50:46 am PDT #9092 of 10001
Trust my rage

Being a SAHM is actually very challenging much of the time. However, right now, Ellie is at school and Frisco naps much of the day. Add to that the fact that today, Frisco is sleeping off the shots he got this morning. I am so. tempted. to just sit upstairs in the air conditioning and watch Torchwood (yay iTunes and AppleTV!!!!!) and eat chocolate chips all day.