Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Glamcookie - May 13, 2008 7:25:08 am PDT #8905 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

That grammar write up is hysterical. It's funny cause it's TRUE!


Steph L. - May 13, 2008 7:26:53 am PDT #8906 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

It sucks that you can't just assume that the default is the provision of the medical care you need.

What really sucks is that most people don't know this, and just listen to their doctor as the Voice of Authority.

Oh, good point. True dat.


amych - May 13, 2008 7:27:37 am PDT #8907 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Erg. Am home sick, with the kind of cramps from the deepest levels of hell that lead to actual pukage from the pain. Bleh. And erg.


Sassy - May 13, 2008 7:27:48 am PDT #8908 of 10001
'Til we dance away...

If I follow the rules, I feel like other people should have to also. I have a friend who lives on a very narrow street where there is no parking. Her roommates insist on parking on the street because they get tickets rarely enough that they feel like it is worth it not to walk a block away to park. Of course one of them drives a very large truck and partially blocks the end of the driveway across the street. Now people on the street are trying to get them towed and for some reason they don't think this is fair. But if everyone did it instead of two people, you would not be able to get a car down the street.

I guess I see the grade thing as being the same situation because it only works if a few people don't follow the rules. If everyone asked for new grades, I suppose it would just lead to permenant grade inflation.


Volans - May 13, 2008 7:34:07 am PDT #8909 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Pedantry.

Merci. I did look this up, and dictionary dot com told me it was "pedanticalness." Now I want to go get pedantic on their ass.

The why: Our high-tech conference room reservation system is a calendar taped to the conf. room door. Apparently someone said they hadn't reserved it because they didn't have a pen with them. So the secretary taped a pencil to the door, and put a yellow sticky reading PENCIL --> next to it.

That kicked off a flurry of sticky notes on the door, including "HINGE -->," "HANDLE -->," and "CARPET."

Then someone put a sticky pointing to those that reads "IRONY."

So I crossed that out and wrote "SARCASM." My colleague plans to add a "PEDANTRY" pointer to my note. "BUFFISTA" would obviously work just as well, but not make sense to anyone else.


Jessica - May 13, 2008 7:36:34 am PDT #8910 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

pedanticalness

Pedatification.


DavidS - May 13, 2008 7:38:08 am PDT #8911 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ha, you rules followers! I mock you and your faith in being enfranchised in an equitable system.

I had a college friend who got very very irate with me any time I got an extension on a paper.

She extrapolated that grades were competitive and translated into job opportunities. Which I don't think is true - we both graduated from Kenyon with a B.A. and that's all anybody would really look at. But I didn't care - I was only interested in writing the best paper and sometimes that took more time.


tommyrot - May 13, 2008 7:39:59 am PDT #8912 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Pedatification.

Pedanticalosity.


Steph L. - May 13, 2008 7:40:52 am PDT #8913 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Pedantasticness.


amych - May 13, 2008 7:41:20 am PDT #8914 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Pedantasticness.

That's pedantastic!