Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


javachik - Mar 21, 2008 7:36:38 am PDT #867 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

and also because "what is a document" is the kind of thing I can go on for way too long about in a most un-fun way until I start to say "will nobody think of the bitches!?" at my own self.

Amych is me.

Someone asked for a copy of it, and wanted to know why it had to be pasted from several files into one "document"

The biggest challenge for technical publishers, etc is in communicating with the non-techies using language that makes sense to both. I am constantly trying to figure out ways to describe folder stuctures (that comprise one "report") and their relation to xml to colleagues who are used to "reports" being in Accupress binders with indices and tabs.

Valium and Absolut gimlets help with the resulting headache.


Daisy Jane - Mar 21, 2008 7:39:49 am PDT #868 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

And in this case it's a non-techie translating too.

Will email you in a sec, amych.


javachik - Mar 21, 2008 7:42:56 am PDT #869 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

And in this case it's a non-techie translating too.

You're techie enough to know how to grab the information you need for your document from several folders. :)


Daisy Jane - Mar 21, 2008 7:50:30 am PDT #870 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I wouldn't have known if the techies hadn't told me.


meara - Mar 21, 2008 8:00:29 am PDT #871 of 10001

And that she was secretly married to her husband for a year while they both worked at the firm.

OK, this sounds like a story! Why secretly? Were lawyers not allowed to get married to each other? Was he her supervisor? What was going on???


tommyrot - Mar 21, 2008 8:05:25 am PDT #872 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Am now earwormed with "Lawyers in Love"....


Pix - Mar 21, 2008 8:15:56 am PDT #873 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I'm at the surgeon's. She says that she thinks amputation is his only chance. She claims cats with hind leg amputations recover well, even older cats. I can't believe I have to make this decision. She's out calling my vets right now.


-t - Mar 21, 2008 8:22:28 am PDT #874 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

{{Kristin}}FWIW, I bet Byron would give up a leg for another year with you if he knew what was going on.


SailAweigh - Mar 21, 2008 8:23:25 am PDT #875 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

{{Kristin and Byron}} I'm so sorry, hon.


amych - Mar 21, 2008 8:23:41 am PDT #876 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Backflung, DJ. Hope it explainiates at least a bit.

Best of luck for Byron, KT. My gut says do it, but you've got all the support in the world from me whatever you decide.