Dude! amych, sorry I disappeared yesterday.

My general question is, "Is it normal to have the document divided into a bunch of folders? Would you still call the whole thing a document? What would be the reason for dividing it?"

Ok, so my 3 general questions.

Connie, I have to say, it kind of cracked me up in SLC that every five feet there was a statue of Joseph Smith, yet I don't think I saw one thing of Jesus. I looked at Joe and asked, "Are we *sure* they worship Jesus?"

I don't think I saw one thing of Jesus

There is a very nice one, but it's tucked inside the visitor's center, up a ramp and in a special room. You'll occasionally see copies of the statue in gift shops, but He Who Is Also Known As The Reason For The Season is outnumbered.

connie, I sporfled my coffee, and StY wanted to know why, so I read your post to him, and he sporfled his coffee as well. Thank you!

Isn't libkitty a librarian?

(Come on, we can totally take those other groups!)

...at Scrabble!

Isn't libkitty a librarian?

Indeed. D'oh!

connie, I sporfled my coffee

Ha, I should try and find those old pictures they were selling for a while of Jesus with a crew cut and no beard.

No lie. Because too many kids were saying "But Jesus has a beard!" For some reason, though, the pictures caused more grief than just saying, "That was 2,000 years ago, kid, cut your hair," and they were quietly phased out.

Amazing how Short Hair Jesus looked a lot like Joseph Smith . . .

amych, I feel like a total ass, but did you see my question(s) above?

Back to pickles. Why the hell are "sour" and "half-sour" pickles called that when there's nothing sour in the brine? Is this one of those sneaky things like "dry" champagne and a "grande" at Charbucks?

There is a very nice one, but it's tucked inside the visitor's center, up a ramp and in a special room.

Is that where they have the galaxy painted on the ceiling and wall and they play that loud booming "Jesus" voice? Cause that completely cracked my shit up. t GoingToHell