Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Mar 21, 2008 6:18:39 am PDT #854 of 10001
brillig

I don't think I saw one thing of Jesus

There is a very nice one, but it's tucked inside the visitor's center, up a ramp and in a special room. You'll occasionally see copies of the statue in gift shops, but He Who Is Also Known As The Reason For The Season is outnumbered.


Beverly - Mar 21, 2008 6:28:21 am PDT #855 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

connie, I sporfled my coffee, and StY wanted to know why, so I read your post to him, and he sporfled his coffee as well. Thank you!

Isn't libkitty a librarian?


Miracleman - Mar 21, 2008 6:30:28 am PDT #856 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

(Come on, we can totally take those other groups!)

...at Scrabble!


amych - Mar 21, 2008 6:31:20 am PDT #857 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Isn't libkitty a librarian?

Indeed. D'oh!


Connie Neil - Mar 21, 2008 6:32:55 am PDT #858 of 10001
brillig

connie, I sporfled my coffee

Ha, I should try and find those old pictures they were selling for a while of Jesus with a crew cut and no beard.

No lie. Because too many kids were saying "But Jesus has a beard!" For some reason, though, the pictures caused more grief than just saying, "That was 2,000 years ago, kid, cut your hair," and they were quietly phased out.

Amazing how Short Hair Jesus looked a lot like Joseph Smith . . .


Daisy Jane - Mar 21, 2008 6:44:47 am PDT #859 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

amych, I feel like a total ass, but did you see my question(s) above?


Frankenbuddha - Mar 21, 2008 6:47:33 am PDT #860 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Back to pickles. Why the hell are "sour" and "half-sour" pickles called that when there's nothing sour in the brine? Is this one of those sneaky things like "dry" champagne and a "grande" at Charbucks?


Glamcookie - Mar 21, 2008 6:53:50 am PDT #861 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

There is a very nice one, but it's tucked inside the visitor's center, up a ramp and in a special room.

Is that where they have the galaxy painted on the ceiling and wall and they play that loud booming "Jesus" voice? Cause that completely cracked my shit up. t GoingToHell


Connie Neil - Mar 21, 2008 7:01:10 am PDT #862 of 10001
brillig

Is that where they have the galaxy painted on the ceiling and wall and they play that loud booming "Jesus" voice?

Strictly speaking, that's not Jesus, that's just a narrator (snerk). And yes, there's the painting. And the inspiring view of temple across the way.

I actually quite like that room, it's darkish and quiet when the narrator doesn't talk, and people don't linger.


amych - Mar 21, 2008 7:05:57 am PDT #863 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I did! Sorry, DJ

My general question is, "Is it normal to have the document divided into a bunch of folders? Would you still call the whole thing a document? What would be the reason for dividing it?"

The thing is, a lot of this will be somewhat dependent on both the business and the particular content system you're using. And by what the meaning of "is" "document" is -- a computer file (document in the MS Word sense)? something that stands in for a real-world document? or something that's presented on the website as one page? and you see how I'm already at risk of way overcomplicating things...

Anyway, it's very common to divide web content up into multiple files, for reasons ranging from update schedules to different people's responsibility to being able to reuse them in multiple contexts. For document-documents (scans of things, official forms, things to be downloaded as pdfs or docs), it's less common and possibly dicey.

So the first thing is that I probably *wouldn't* use the word "document" -- I'd use "file" if we're talking about different chunks of web content, or, you know, "Grandma's will" or "the pdf of our annual report" or whatever if that's what it is. But as to whether and how it's appropriate to split up the content, it depends.

(Also, you're welcome to ping me if that doesn't make sense, since I know you're never too happy posting specifics -- and also because "what is a document" is the kind of thing I can go on for way too long about in a most un-fun way until I start to say "will nobody think of the bitches!?" at my own self.)