in between the thousand and one school and work and family dramas and traumas pulling you in every possible direction.

I have to do *something* to keep me sane! Although, this one has been stressful because it has an absolute deadline...a never going to see this person again after next Wednesday sort of deadline. I suppose I shouldn't make her finish her own gift, huh?

Announcement: Eddie Izzard is fucking awesome.

But he needs a haircut, badly. It was approaching mullet-dom.

Announcement: Eddie Izzard is fucking awesome.

Heh. See my follow-up to your bureau-blahblah post. Was he wearing the ringmaster jacket?

Was he wearing the ringmaster jacket?

YES!!!! When he came out wearing it, I leaned over to The Boy and said "You NEED one of those!"

t edit Though I don't think the tailcoat works with bluejeans. And don't get me wrong; I think almost *anything* can go with bluejeans. Just....not a tailcoat.

Though I don't think the tailcoat works with bluejeans. And don't get me wrong; I think almost *anything* can go with bluejeans. Just....not a tailcoat.

I give him a pass this tour, since he's said he's deliberately butched it up (to confound those who want him in drag always). He probably doesn't know how to accessorize men's clothing quite as well.

But he needs a haircut, badly. It was approaching mullet-dom.

Oh, oh dear. That's unfortunate.

Heh. I attempted to cockblock the GILF tonight from both ends...both by being v. flirty with her, and by flirting with the girl she'd brought. Heh. Much fun.

Ha! Cockblocking the GILF is definitely the way to go! Nice!

He probably doesn't know how to accessorize men's clothing quite as well.

Aw, bless. I remember when he really didn't excel at women's clothing either. I think he must have acquired a stylist, or at least a friend with good judgment, somewhere along the way.

I don't know why I'm so tickled no actual cocks are required for cockblocking.

...well, at one point she did come around behind me, and say "pardon me, I'm just going to hide behind you for a second while I readjust my cock"....obvi not a bio one, but...

Am trying to figure out what to wear as a top tomorrow: I'm going to a murder mystery party set in Vegas, where my character is a call girl named "Ivanna Fook." Ahem. So I figure fun sexy wig, stilettos, stockings, garter belt, tight black miniskirt...but am unsure on the top. Have to ransack my closet, I suspect. And make cupcakes. And I'm going to a dance class tomorrow afternoon right before the party. Ay!

Also, I was feeling petty because GILF's friend H says to me "Do you want to join the pool?" Apparently she has started a pool on how long it'll take before GILF and this new girl sleep together. I declined, but she mentioned something about a previous pool (this is not hte first time they've bet on GILF apparently) which is about to expire. Something makes me suspicious that *I* am the subject of the other pool...