What should I do, then? Send her a gift? Sacrifice? … Unholy fruit basket?

Angel ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - May 09, 2008 7:14:10 pm PDT #8517 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Was he wearing the ringmaster jacket?

YES!!!! When he came out wearing it, I leaned over to The Boy and said "You NEED one of those!"

t edit Though I don't think the tailcoat works with bluejeans. And don't get me wrong; I think almost *anything* can go with bluejeans. Just....not a tailcoat.


Frankenbuddha - May 09, 2008 7:39:49 pm PDT #8518 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Though I don't think the tailcoat works with bluejeans. And don't get me wrong; I think almost *anything* can go with bluejeans. Just....not a tailcoat.

I give him a pass this tour, since he's said he's deliberately butched it up (to confound those who want him in drag always). He probably doesn't know how to accessorize men's clothing quite as well.


meara - May 09, 2008 8:55:57 pm PDT #8519 of 10001

But he needs a haircut, badly. It was approaching mullet-dom.

Oh, oh dear. That's unfortunate.

Heh. I attempted to cockblock the GILF tonight from both ends...both by being v. flirty with her, and by flirting with the girl she'd brought. Heh. Much fun.


Fay - May 09, 2008 9:35:39 pm PDT #8520 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Ha! Cockblocking the GILF is definitely the way to go! Nice!

He probably doesn't know how to accessorize men's clothing quite as well.

Aw, bless. I remember when he really didn't excel at women's clothing either. I think he must have acquired a stylist, or at least a friend with good judgment, somewhere along the way.


Laga - May 09, 2008 9:37:24 pm PDT #8521 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I don't know why I'm so tickled no actual cocks are required for cockblocking.


meara - May 09, 2008 9:44:19 pm PDT #8522 of 10001

...well, at one point she did come around behind me, and say "pardon me, I'm just going to hide behind you for a second while I readjust my cock"....obvi not a bio one, but...

Am trying to figure out what to wear as a top tomorrow: I'm going to a murder mystery party set in Vegas, where my character is a call girl named "Ivanna Fook." Ahem. So I figure fun sexy wig, stilettos, stockings, garter belt, tight black miniskirt...but am unsure on the top. Have to ransack my closet, I suspect. And make cupcakes. And I'm going to a dance class tomorrow afternoon right before the party. Ay!


meara - May 09, 2008 9:50:49 pm PDT #8523 of 10001

Also, I was feeling petty because GILF's friend H says to me "Do you want to join the pool?" Apparently she has started a pool on how long it'll take before GILF and this new girl sleep together. I declined, but she mentioned something about a previous pool (this is not hte first time they've bet on GILF apparently) which is about to expire. Something makes me suspicious that *I* am the subject of the other pool...


Laga - May 09, 2008 9:52:42 pm PDT #8524 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

ew ick. That's the sort of thing that would make me seek out a new circle of friends.


javachik - May 09, 2008 10:16:09 pm PDT #8525 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Yeah, I hate to say it, but that's weird.


Laga - May 09, 2008 10:28:49 pm PDT #8526 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm a little glad though. I'd felt bad that I disliked the gilf so much, never having met her. Now I feel justified in my dislike.