Question: Will hiding in a cavern with stockpiled chocolate goods be any part of this plan?

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - May 08, 2008 6:09:11 am PDT #8274 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I really doubt it will knock you out. It doesn't work that way. It quiets the brain for sleep rather than knocking out. Also, check your e-mail.


§ ita § - May 08, 2008 6:17:22 am PDT #8275 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

many kids assume that their parents will always know when they're lying because they think that their parents know everything they're thinking - it just doesn't occur to a really young child that what's in their mind isn't also in their parents' minds

Absolutely! That kind of torment must be intense.

As for bilibo--normal bowls don't have videos. That's why they don't cost $30.


Emily - May 08, 2008 6:19:07 am PDT #8276 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Also, check your e-mail.

Got it, thanks. We'll see how things go this weekend.


vw bug - May 08, 2008 6:20:31 am PDT #8277 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

K. Let me know. And good luck!


Jessica - May 08, 2008 6:24:40 am PDT #8278 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

normal bowls don't have videos.

Ohhhhhh. Well worth the expense then.

[Actually, looking at that page, it's a lot bigger than I'd originally thought. But still.]


Glamcookie - May 08, 2008 6:25:36 am PDT #8279 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I've already told GF and all parents that if I have a boy, he will wear a Hello Kitty onesie! Luckily they all think it's adorable.

I was a total tomboy as a kid and had tons of boy toys and lots of boy friends (not boyfriends) - my fave thing to do was skateboard. Now I'd say I'm more girly-girl, but I don't wear dresses/skirts. I want to honor whatever my child is/becomes. I can't imagine inflicting such pain on your own child, especially at such a young age. Don't you just want to hug little Bradley?


SuziQ - May 08, 2008 6:26:08 am PDT #8280 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I am at work this morning! Yay! Yes, you read that right - YAY! Reasons, you want reasons? Ok (1) Work does not include a barfy kid, (2) Work does not include staring at my house hoping someone else will fall in love with it and want to pay ooooodles of dollars to have it, (3) Work does include my new position being OFFICIAL, (4) Work does include me being able to finish a task and get that feeling of accomplishment, and finally (5) Work does include a lunch in my honor, thanking me for 15 years of organizing office morale events.


Daisy Jane - May 08, 2008 6:35:18 am PDT #8281 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Hey Tep, Daisy, Brenda...Next time you're in SF we're going here.

Yes! Even better if next time were at the same time.


Topic!Cindy - May 08, 2008 6:56:02 am PDT #8282 of 10001
What is even happening?

Hi, everyone. Scott and I met P-C the other night, which was very nice. I had to leave early-ish though, because I developed some sort of throat-fever ick, and there wasn't even too much candy involved.

Bilibo reminds me of the hat that Fat Albert character used to wear. It's a positive bargain in comparison to the other toys this retailer sells. I hope all those playthings come in sturdy cardboard boxes, because that's what kids really like -- cardboard boxes. And newspaper.


Aims - May 08, 2008 7:08:13 am PDT #8283 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Well, it's nice to see that 16 years later I'm *still* being told by academic advisors that my choice of degree is "pretty unmarketable" and that I should consider becoming bilingual in Spanish.

Grrrr.