If the apocalypse comes, beep me.

Buffy ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - May 07, 2008 2:36:07 pm PDT #8185 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

but if I can't swim after forty days and my mind is crushed by the crashing waves...

Argh.


§ ita § - May 07, 2008 2:38:16 pm PDT #8186 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, weirdo in the comments:

Does anyone know if the punch was delivered to the hump(s) or somewhere else on the camel? Any additional information would be GREATLY appreciated.


DavidS - May 07, 2008 2:42:29 pm PDT #8187 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey Tep, Daisy, Brenda...Next time you're in SF we're going here.


juliana - May 07, 2008 2:44:43 pm PDT #8188 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Next time you're in SF we're going here.

In an unsurprising statement, I love that bar. No, seriously, it's awesome. But clearly, Hec does not wish to go with myself or megan, and therefore we must weep.


Glamcookie - May 07, 2008 2:46:42 pm PDT #8189 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

If you are what you say you are...a superstar...then have no fear...

Thank Emmett for me, Hec.


JZ - May 07, 2008 2:48:20 pm PDT #8190 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Hey Tep, Daisy, Brenda...Next time you're in SF we're going here.

Hmph. STANDING. RIGHT. HERE.


omnis_audis - May 07, 2008 2:56:10 pm PDT #8191 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

see, this is how those idiots died in the tiger attack.
should the next line of that post be white-fonted before Aimee see's it?
Okay, weirdo in the comments: ...
I was thinking the same thing as I was reading it. Who cares where it was punched? Crazy!


brenda m - May 07, 2008 2:58:53 pm PDT #8192 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yeah we are.


Hil R. - May 07, 2008 3:00:36 pm PDT #8193 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I have made bread! Totally from scratch, all by myself. Haven't tasted it yet, but it sure looks pretty.


amych - May 07, 2008 3:01:27 pm PDT #8194 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Woo-hoo! Go Hil! (And your anaerobic partners in crime!)