Buffy: How bored were you last year? Giles: I watched 'Passions' with Spike. Let us never speak of it.

'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - May 07, 2008 2:38:16 pm PDT #8186 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, weirdo in the comments:

Does anyone know if the punch was delivered to the hump(s) or somewhere else on the camel? Any additional information would be GREATLY appreciated.


DavidS - May 07, 2008 2:42:29 pm PDT #8187 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey Tep, Daisy, Brenda...Next time you're in SF we're going here.


juliana - May 07, 2008 2:44:43 pm PDT #8188 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Next time you're in SF we're going here.

In an unsurprising statement, I love that bar. No, seriously, it's awesome. But clearly, Hec does not wish to go with myself or megan, and therefore we must weep.


Glamcookie - May 07, 2008 2:46:42 pm PDT #8189 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

If you are what you say you are...a superstar...then have no fear...

Thank Emmett for me, Hec.


JZ - May 07, 2008 2:48:20 pm PDT #8190 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Hey Tep, Daisy, Brenda...Next time you're in SF we're going here.

Hmph. STANDING. RIGHT. HERE.


omnis_audis - May 07, 2008 2:56:10 pm PDT #8191 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

see, this is how those idiots died in the tiger attack.
should the next line of that post be white-fonted before Aimee see's it?
Okay, weirdo in the comments: ...
I was thinking the same thing as I was reading it. Who cares where it was punched? Crazy!


brenda m - May 07, 2008 2:58:53 pm PDT #8192 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yeah we are.


Hil R. - May 07, 2008 3:00:36 pm PDT #8193 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I have made bread! Totally from scratch, all by myself. Haven't tasted it yet, but it sure looks pretty.


amych - May 07, 2008 3:01:27 pm PDT #8194 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Woo-hoo! Go Hil! (And your anaerobic partners in crime!)


Fay - May 07, 2008 3:02:21 pm PDT #8195 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Well, and I feel bad, because clearly those parents mean well, and were willing to let their son play with barbies and all, so they're just following what the supposed "expert" is doing.

Jesus, yes - they'd got a house full of Barbie and Polly Pocket - they were okay with it. They just needed the expert to confirm that it was okay and give them some more tools for protecting their kid from getting beaten up.

still crying.

Fuckers. Man, it makes me appreciate my kids' parents so damn much; one wee boy, who's most likely gay, v. girly, and mum and dad are perfectly happy to help him wear nail polish (black, mind), or borrow my lipstick to put the finishing touch on his wee Red Devil outfit for hallowe'en. They're quite happy to let him be the girly wee beetle-loving bunny he is. And the other lady who asked me in the parents' meeting if I thought her kid were gay - to be honest, he hadn't pinged my gaydar, but she's probably right. And I said to her 'Huh - don't know. Hadn't registered it, but I see your point about the playing with girls and enjoying art and so forth...hmm. The thing is, though, whoever he's going to fall in love with when he grows up - that's who he is! Nothing you or I can do will change it, and I certainly wouldn't want to change anything about him - he's a fantastic kid! Really bright, talented, helpful, kind, polite - he rocks!' and she was all 'Yes, yes, I love him whoever he is, whether he is a "proper boy" or not.' Which I thought, over all, was a pretty positive take on it, even though she's a bit conflicted.

(Bless him. His grandmother died last week, and they flew up to Chiang Mai for the funeral. When he came back to school yesterday, she popped in to warn me that he might be a bit shy, and was feeling self conscious, because his head [including eyebrows] had been shaved. He was a monk for a day, along with several male relatives, to help speed his grandmother's soul to heaven. Bless bless bless.)