Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


javachik - May 06, 2008 10:55:54 am PDT #7932 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Taxes are the price of living in a civilized society. I'd be happier with them if this actually were a civilized society.

You do not want to get me started on the economic stimulous checks...

Once again, Ginger and I are the same person!


Emily - May 06, 2008 10:59:16 am PDT #7933 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Your liver might not think so, but other than that it sounds OK.

I'm not planning on drinking it all at once. In face, I bought it a week ago and haven't opened any of it -- but I'm now stocked with the fancy-schmancy gin, wine, Jameson's, and Pimm's. Pimm's says summer to me, and Jameson's fueled a lot of porn-writing, so I'm looking forward to having the time and circumstances to crack them open!


JZ - May 06, 2008 11:01:32 am PDT #7934 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I am Ginger and javachik.

I'm also Kristin, with the bitterness about 2008 and money and the paying off of loans. Our finances are in such a fucking mess that it's completely not worth going into, but suffice it to say that (a) the debt-consolidation loan that was supposed to lighten our burden a couple of years ago is killing us, and there's no way out from under it, and (b) if we ever see a penny of that ridiculous stimulus check, I will laugh and laugh and then drop dead of astonishment. If we do get it, it will just about cover either two months' debt consolidation payment, or one month and two or three days of Matilda's daycare.

Also, I have to pout just a bit about Teppy's old car Sherman, who died just in time to kill her budget for the year and prevent her from coming to our wedding. Sherman, Sherman, you couldn't have hung in there for just a couple more months? Six lousy weeks? Phooey on you!


JZ - May 06, 2008 11:02:31 am PDT #7935 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Emily, those booze purchases sound like a fine and wise investment!


Steph L. - May 06, 2008 11:16:57 am PDT #7936 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Also, I have to pout just a bit about Teppy's old car Sherman, who died just in time to kill her budget for the year and prevent her from coming to our wedding. Sherman, Sherman, you couldn't have hung in there for just a couple more months? Six lousy weeks? Phooey on you!

I know! Having my beloved Sherm die on me was bad enough, but to do it at the exact time that it did, in such a way as to screw my finances for literally a year (maybe 18 months) was *crushing.* Very seriously. Not going to your wedding just about killed me.

But then you came to the DC F2F, and it helped me get over my crushing disappointment. (Although it's possible that what *actually* helped was that amazing corset you were wearing -- was it the Trashy Diva one? SO. COOL.)


§ ita § - May 06, 2008 11:20:20 am PDT #7937 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm the wrong audience for this rant

How did he react? Sometimes I just can't believe people.


javachik - May 06, 2008 11:21:47 am PDT #7938 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

How did he react? Sometimes I just can't believe people.

Yes.


JZ - May 06, 2008 11:35:45 am PDT #7939 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Yeah, the Trashy Diva corset. Which I haven't tried on since I had the first inklings of Matilda's presence.


meara - May 06, 2008 11:44:24 am PDT #7940 of 10001

VW, that's ridic, did your brother rethink? Or just in a "oh, sorry I said that to YOU, it's OK for you but not in general" kind of rethink? Eesh.

My dad was threatening to vote in the democratic primary in Indiana today just to be an ass. So annoying. But my sister is all up on teh intarwebs!

They used government money to give people jobs like working on our crumbling infrastructure.

See, now that would kick ass. But I guess the issue isn't really unemployment, now...


P.M. Marc - May 06, 2008 11:47:11 am PDT #7941 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Eventually I cut him off and said, "You know, you have a sister who is functioning (healthcare), living under a roof (social security), and going to college (MassRehab) thanks to government-funded programs, so I'm the wrong audience for this rant."

Go you!

Having a safety net is a *good* thing for society.