Jayne: You wanna go, little man? Wash: Only if it's someplace with candlelight.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Mar 20, 2008 9:56:21 am PDT #748 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

If you do, I have a bone or 207 to pick with you...

Start with the bone that said "move back to Michigan."


Amy - Mar 20, 2008 9:58:43 am PDT #749 of 10001
Because books.

Do YOU control the weather???

Well, if I did, do you think I would tell you people?!


Aims - Mar 20, 2008 9:58:51 am PDT #750 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

That bone has been removed and made into gelatin.


Amy - Mar 20, 2008 10:00:15 am PDT #751 of 10001
Because books.

::snuggles up to Aimee::

Don't I get a sandwich just having an awesome name?


amych - Mar 20, 2008 10:00:44 am PDT #752 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Don't I get a sandwich just having an awesome name?

Yeah, what she said!


Aims - Mar 20, 2008 10:00:51 am PDT #753 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You both get a sammich and a smooch.

t grin


Frankenbuddha - Mar 20, 2008 10:08:41 am PDT #754 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh, Frank. You're not a wretch!

D'oh! And thank you.

Aren't they just in the brine for less time and retain their crispyness because of this?

How are kosher dills not crispy? I love snapping into a nice kosher dill out of the jar.

dude, they are GOOOOOD.

Hmm, I may need to investigate further. However, I'm not sure I could eat a whole order of those (though I'm ashamed to admit I can totally plow through one of their orders of mozz sticks, which also need to be cut in half to avoid immolation of the mouth, though I rarely do that anymore due to it being something like a pound of mozzerella cheese in deep fried breading).


Pix - Mar 20, 2008 10:12:19 am PDT #755 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Can I have a sammich and a smooch?


tommyrot - Mar 20, 2008 10:13:32 am PDT #756 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hey Kristin! How are you doing?

smooch


Pix - Mar 20, 2008 10:14:50 am PDT #757 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Thanks, Tommy. I'm doing okay, I guess. Hanging in. Trying to get through this school day so I can go home.