You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


lisah - Mar 20, 2008 9:34:53 am PDT #732 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Aren't Australian opossums different from the North American kind?

Yes, they are upside down.


Polter-Cow - Mar 20, 2008 9:37:08 am PDT #733 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

"Hmm, I don't know this one. How can I make Ms. [Me] laugh?"

Hee. I know that mindset well.

I wrote, "If you were graded on wit, you'd get an A from me. Alas... -4."

One time I did get a +1 from the grading TA for writing something like "It must be Harvard keratin, cause Harvard keratin sucks!" Or maybe it was for the jokes I wrote on my cell biology tests when I didn't know the answer. I know there was at least one time where I got one point of credit for being funny.


DavidS - Mar 20, 2008 9:37:32 am PDT #734 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yes, they are upside down.

But do they swirl clockwise down the toilet?


lisah - Mar 20, 2008 9:38:15 am PDT #735 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

But do they swirl clockwise down the toilet?

Yes.

And they have summer when we have winter and vice-versa.


amych - Mar 20, 2008 9:40:21 am PDT #736 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

And they have summer when we have winter and vice-versa.

Nonsense. Possums can't change the weather!


Aims - Mar 20, 2008 9:41:08 am PDT #737 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Nonsense. Possums can't change the weather!

Weather is controlled by a fish named "Pudge".

Duh.


amych - Mar 20, 2008 9:41:50 am PDT #738 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Ah. Nebbermind. I understand it all now.


Aims - Mar 20, 2008 9:43:12 am PDT #739 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Then can you 'splain it to me? I've been sending peanut butter sandwiches to Hawaii for months now and still? Freaking cold in Michigan.


amych - Mar 20, 2008 9:47:53 am PDT #740 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Did you check whether Pudge the fish likes chunky or smooth?


Emily - Mar 20, 2008 9:50:36 am PDT #741 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

My grading nook is cold. Clearly, this justifies my not grading any more.