Hell, I don't know. If I had wanted schooling, I'da gone to school.

Jayne ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


lisah - Mar 20, 2008 9:38:15 am PDT #735 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

But do they swirl clockwise down the toilet?

Yes.

And they have summer when we have winter and vice-versa.


amych - Mar 20, 2008 9:40:21 am PDT #736 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

And they have summer when we have winter and vice-versa.

Nonsense. Possums can't change the weather!


Aims - Mar 20, 2008 9:41:08 am PDT #737 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Nonsense. Possums can't change the weather!

Weather is controlled by a fish named "Pudge".

Duh.


amych - Mar 20, 2008 9:41:50 am PDT #738 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Ah. Nebbermind. I understand it all now.


Aims - Mar 20, 2008 9:43:12 am PDT #739 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Then can you 'splain it to me? I've been sending peanut butter sandwiches to Hawaii for months now and still? Freaking cold in Michigan.


amych - Mar 20, 2008 9:47:53 am PDT #740 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Did you check whether Pudge the fish likes chunky or smooth?


Emily - Mar 20, 2008 9:50:36 am PDT #741 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

My grading nook is cold. Clearly, this justifies my not grading any more.


Aims - Mar 20, 2008 9:51:00 am PDT #742 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Did you check whether Pudge the fish likes chunky or smooth?

Stupid Lilo never told me so I send one of each.


brenda m - Mar 20, 2008 9:51:13 am PDT #743 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Did you let Joe make the sammiches? Because there was mention of pickles this morning...


Aims - Mar 20, 2008 9:51:53 am PDT #744 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hells no.