This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Apr 29, 2008 5:45:11 am PDT #6861 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I have some dumb-ass drunken friend from back in L.A. vomiting some bullshit about how he realized the miraculousness of Everything and the wonderfulnessosity of humanity and blah blah blah Fuck you, you idiot, just shut the fuck up.

T?


Miracleman - Apr 29, 2008 5:53:59 am PDT #6862 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Aims got it in one.


lisah - Apr 29, 2008 6:00:16 am PDT #6863 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

lisah, I think you posted these in the past and I saved them in My Favorites [link]

Oh, yes! I have those and LOVE them. Although if you wear flats mostly it may take a while to get used to the new incline of your feet in them.

Erin, I'm so sorry. What the hell?!


Sparky1 - Apr 29, 2008 6:05:55 am PDT #6864 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Erin, that truly sucks. I don't suppose this is like the pink slips that get handed out in CA, where they notify a bunch of teachers they're being laid off and then the budget gets its fix and they're all (mostly) re-hired?

Still, you don't need the stress. May the bad karma come back and bite 'em on the ass.


-t - Apr 29, 2008 6:21:43 am PDT #6865 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I am shocked, Erin. What the hell are they thinking?


Aims - Apr 29, 2008 6:44:39 am PDT #6866 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aims got it in one.

He see a naked girl again?


SailAweigh - Apr 29, 2008 6:49:09 am PDT #6867 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

{{Erin}} I think those people need the stabbity-stabbity-splorch thing that MM does so well. Damn. Would the Universe just please step off my people!


Sean K - Apr 29, 2008 7:05:21 am PDT #6868 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Fuck you, you idiot, just shut the fuck up.

T?

T...? Which T? TC, or T leC? (just checking, it's worth a laugh, either way)


Miracleman - Apr 29, 2008 7:20:07 am PDT #6869 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

TC. T leC wouldn't be drunk, he'd be on ecstacy or overdosing on Red Bull and herbal suppositories or something.


vw bug - Apr 29, 2008 7:20:18 am PDT #6870 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Holy shit! I skimmed but caught that Aims boss is a HUGE fuckwad, poor Kristin is still sick, and Erin's district or bosses or someone is also a total fuckwad.

{{{Bitches}}}

Please tell me I didn't miss anything else totally sucky.