Howz that resume sending going for you?
Sent three more out this moring.
VIA THE INTERNET!!
Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.
Wash ,'Bushwhacked'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Apr 28, 2008 4:04:43 am PDT #6664 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
amych - Apr 28, 2008 4:07:03 am PDT #6665 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
You rebel, you!
Aims - Apr 28, 2008 4:15:32 am PDT #6666 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I KNOW!
Emily - Apr 28, 2008 4:17:09 am PDT #6667 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Blah blah blah blah, blah blah.
Yes, I do have nothing to say. Why must school start so early?
WindSparrow - Apr 28, 2008 4:23:29 am PDT #6668 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
...I'm betting it was better than the tasteless, textureless sugar-free chocolate icecream that's the ONLY icecream I've had since December.
I'm betting that the reason you haven't got good low-carb ice cream is because of where you are. At least here in the States, some of the best low-carb and/or no-sugar-added ice creams are as good or better than the regular versions of crap brand ones.
Aims, here's hoping one of those resumes brings you a wonderful job with decent pay and a decent boss, or a decent job with wonderful pay and a decent boss, or a decent job with wonderful pay and a wonderful boss. Of course, at this point, half-decent on all of those points might be an improvement.
hippocampus - Apr 28, 2008 4:31:50 am PDT #6669 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Sent three more out this moring.
VIA THE INTERNET!!
Awesome.
Should her work satisfaction index drop below a certain point, she will receive a low-amperage high-voltage shock to her central nervous system.
shshs don't say that too loud.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 28, 2008 4:35:15 am PDT #6670 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Jessica - Apr 28, 2008 4:35:18 am PDT #6671 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Got another email memo from Boss - this one to everyone who works for him - the there is to be NO internet useage between 8:05a and 5:00p. If we violate this, we will be terminated. In order to enforce this, as of May 1, they will be installing spy-software on all of our computers to record keystrokes and take screen shots of the webpages we get on.
HI AIMEE'S BOSS! YOU'RE A GIANT FUCKHEAD!
t waves
Cashmere - Apr 28, 2008 4:47:10 am PDT #6672 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Dear Aims' Asshat Boss,
Pppppffffffttttttttbbbbbb.
No love,
Me.
Fay - Apr 28, 2008 4:50:35 am PDT #6673 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
I'm betting that the reason you haven't got good low-carb ice cream is because of where you are. At least here in the States, some of the best low-carb and/or no-sugar-added ice creams are as good or better than the regular versions of crap brand ones.
Oh, certainly - I didn't mean to imply otherwise. It is almost impossible to buy sugarfree things here. Almost. Hell, Thais like to throw sugar into savoury stuff any chance they get. Recently the range of sugar-free soft beverages available in town has expanded beyond Diet Coke/Pepsi Max to now include Sprite Zero - oh, the excitement! Happily I mostly drink soda water anyway, but you get the idea? Still, there's a chocolatier in town that does sugar-free chocolate in milk, white and dark, and there's also one place that does a few flavours of sugar-free icecream/sorbet. And they're better than nothing - but they're not all that. I know in the states you can get low carb alternatives to all kinds of stuff, you jammy buggers. Here - well, mostly I'm going to have to make my own. (Thus the stab of icecream-lust!)
or a follow-up, Aims' boss will have her tagged with RFID and a GPS transponder. Later there will come an implanted shock device connected to a mood monitor. Should her work satisfaction index drop below a certain point, she will receive a low-amperage high-voltage shock to her central nervous system.
See, really, if you wanted to increase someone's work satisfaction you'd be better off implanting the device in a Highly Personal location. You could remotely buzz them into a better mood in no time!