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Giles! I accidentally killed Spike. That's okay, right?

Buffy ,'Never Leave Me'

Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Miracleman - Apr 28, 2008 3:59:22 am PDT #6663 of 10001

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

For a follow-up, Aims' boss will have her tagged with RFID and a GPS transponder. Later there will come an implanted shock device connected to a mood monitor. Should her work satisfaction index drop below a certain point, she will receive a low-amperage high-voltage shock to her central nervous system.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

P.S. Aims' boss defines the term ASSHAT.

Aims - Apr 28, 2008 4:04:43 am PDT #6664 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Howz that resume sending going for you?

Sent three more out this moring.

VIA THE INTERNET!!

amych - Apr 28, 2008 4:07:03 am PDT #6665 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

You rebel, you!

Aims - Apr 28, 2008 4:15:32 am PDT #6666 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

I KNOW!

Emily - Apr 28, 2008 4:17:09 am PDT #6667 of 10001

"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Blah blah blah blah, blah blah.

Yes, I do have nothing to say. Why must school start so early?

WindSparrow - Apr 28, 2008 4:23:29 am PDT #6668 of 10001

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

...I'm betting it was better than the tasteless, textureless sugar-free chocolate icecream that's the ONLY icecream I've had since December.

I'm betting that the reason you haven't got good low-carb ice cream is because of where you are. At least here in the States, some of the best low-carb and/or no-sugar-added ice creams are as good or better than the regular versions of crap brand ones.

Aims, here's hoping one of those resumes brings you a wonderful job with decent pay and a decent boss, or a decent job with wonderful pay and a decent boss, or a decent job with wonderful pay and a wonderful boss. Of course, at this point, half-decent on all of those points might be an improvement.

hippocampus - Apr 28, 2008 4:31:50 am PDT #6669 of 10001

not your mom's socks.

Sent three more out this moring.

VIA THE INTERNET!!

Awesome.

Should her work satisfaction index drop below a certain point, she will receive a low-amperage high-voltage shock to her central nervous system.

shshs don't say that too loud.

Nora Deirdre - Apr 28, 2008 4:35:15 am PDT #6670 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

OK, this cracked me up this morning. Warning: cat related.

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Jessica - Apr 28, 2008 4:35:18 am PDT #6671 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Got another email memo from Boss - this one to everyone who works for him - the there is to be NO internet useage between 8:05a and 5:00p. If we violate this, we will be terminated. In order to enforce this, as of May 1, they will be installing spy-software on all of our computers to record keystrokes and take screen shots of the webpages we get on.

HI AIMEE'S BOSS! YOU'RE A GIANT FUCKHEAD!

t waves

Cashmere - Apr 28, 2008 4:47:10 am PDT #6672 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Dear Aims' Asshat Boss,

Pppppffffffttttttttbbbbbb.

No love,

Me.

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