Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Apr 24, 2008 7:13:37 pm PDT #6390 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Crappy day for Bitches, I guess.

Much ~ma to the Morgan family.

MM, the job news sucks, but I hope your next one comes quickly, and with more money and fewer FCOTD.

Kristin, I'm glad you got to the doctor, and I hope the meds take effect quickly.

Sorry to hear about your unemployment crap, meara.

Geez, can we take any more bad news? Surgery~ma for your mom, sj.

{{{Susan}}} I'm glad your boss has some mercy to her.

What a rotten day you had, beth.

Tomorrow had better behave itself.


beth b - Apr 24, 2008 7:32:18 pm PDT #6391 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

What a rotten day you had, beth.

eh, just hard. I had a great story time - my shier kids are getting way less shy.

and I got rave reviews for my waldorf salad that I brought to the potluck today. ( which confused me - but I'll take it)

I am just way wound. so I am drinking fernet.


d - Apr 24, 2008 8:13:44 pm PDT #6392 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

I see I missed people and WindSparrow summed it up quite nicely, so What She Said.

It's after 1 am and I am not in bed. Oops.


vw bug - Apr 24, 2008 8:41:48 pm PDT #6393 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Wow. Craziness. Bad day! Bad day! No cookie for you.

Hugs and smooches and groping all around.

I'm in Kansas for the weekend. So, um, it's a racing weekend, which is going to make our trips from KC to Lawrence every day VERY fun. Grrrrrrr....

Also, my SIL's mother snores. Loudly. My room is above hers. I'm exhausted and can't sleep. Grrrrr...

Though, these are relatively first-world problems compared to some of the other stuff from today. Just had to bitch, I guess.


omnis_audis - Apr 24, 2008 9:36:34 pm PDT #6394 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

They just gave me my two weeks notice.
Fuck!
the doctor's diagnosis is pneumonia.
Double Fuck!

Sorry to hear about both those. Maybe it's a sign for you both to spend some time writing! (playing spin doctor, work with me here!)

IOlesscrappyN. I had my follow up with doc for the gall bladder. Due to Malignant Hyperthermia condition, the doc waved off the removal, since I'm not showing any signs of problems. Yay! Did not want to go under the blade. And right now, not the time.

So... some good news for us bitches! I say, we need more! Go forth and bring back good news. Lift the spirits!

oh, and going way back (as I had over 200 posts to skim through:

I'm afraid that the next one will have a "boring" name.
um. Empress Pregnant? (see this is how rumors start)


Aims - Apr 25, 2008 3:16:50 am PDT #6395 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Empress Pregnant?

Sadly, no. Though I would love to be.


billytea - Apr 25, 2008 3:24:43 am PDT #6396 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Oh yuck. I'm sorry, MM/Aims and Kristin/ND. That's sucky news.


Sparky1 - Apr 25, 2008 3:24:56 am PDT #6397 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

the doctor's diagnosis is pneumonia

When I had pneumonia during my teen-aged years. I'd complained that I felt terrible for a week or two and my mother (who has a nursing degree and a teaching degree) decided I was trying to skip out of classes so she took me to the doctor fully expecting him to justify her reading me the riot act. I came out of the examining room with a huge smile on my face and told her I had pneumonia - thus marking the first moment I can really remember knowing that my mother owed me a huge apology.

Feel better soon, Kristin.

Also, my SIL's mother snores. Loudly. My room is above hers. I'm exhausted and can't sleep. Grrrrr...

Earplugs! Sorry you're sleepy.


Fred Pete - Apr 25, 2008 4:16:29 am PDT #6398 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

"Egad" all around.


Jessica - Apr 25, 2008 4:28:40 am PDT #6399 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

DEAR UNIVERSE,

IT IS APRIL. STOP TRYING TO PULL THIS MARCH SHIT, OKAY? WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

And there must be something in the air Etsy-wise because Tep is the THIRD person to have sent me to that vendor this morning, and I haven't even finished my first cup of coffee yet.