No need to fight honey. Age before beauty.
runs VERY VERY VERY FAR AWAY VERY VERY FAST
*smoochies*
Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.
'Lineage'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Apr 24, 2008 6:18:26 am PDT #6200 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Vortex - Apr 24, 2008 6:23:00 am PDT #6201 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Am I a bad person for not wanting to go to my brother's rugby game because the game is and hour and a half drive and gas is $4 a gallon?
Ginger - Apr 24, 2008 6:23:42 am PDT #6202 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Am I a bad person for not wanting to go to my brother's rugby game because the game is and hour and a half drive and gas is $4 a gallon?
No.
Aims - Apr 24, 2008 6:24:51 am PDT #6203 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Not a bad person at all.
Sparky1 - Apr 24, 2008 6:25:06 am PDT #6204 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
The newly revised strategic plan for this place has written into it, "explore the idea of a retreat."
In my head I'm screaming, "BAD, BAD, BAD IDEA!"
beekaytee - Apr 24, 2008 6:28:12 am PDT #6205 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
But the retreats I run are fun! and informative! and actually useful rather than being a terrible, manipulative waste of time.
Have you had bad experiences Sparky?
PS: warm thoughts happening for the Sassy girl.
beekaytee - Apr 24, 2008 6:31:56 am PDT #6206 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Unrelated to anything, can I just say that I've discovered the greatest treat ever? Creamy vanilla yogurt mixed with pulpy orange juice.
Serious.
I'm in creamsicle heaven...without the brain freeze, the extra calories, having to wait for the damn tinkly ice cream truck and the stick that, even though you know you shouldn't, you can't help yourself from licking at the end and then getting that nasty stick taste that ruins the whole glorious creamsicle experience.
I'm totally blissed out.
Emily - Apr 24, 2008 6:38:11 am PDT #6207 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
A yearbook staffer just came to ask me about my classes. Which is great and all, and they're doing stuff they should be proud of, but I'm no good on the spot, people! EMAIL!
Vortex - Apr 24, 2008 6:43:36 am PDT #6208 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Dear Parent:
When you call me to ask me questions about your child's future it is a good idea if you do not say "hello [first name],this is Mrs [kid's last name], [kid]'s mother. That irritates me, and makes it seem like you think that you are more important than I am, when in fact, the opposite is true.
Also, when I am answering your questions, do not keep interrupting me to give me irrelevant information that confuses the issue.
Please also HAVE YOUR SHIT TOGETHER so that when I ask you questions in order to ascertain your situation, because you have no fucking clue, you can answer them coherently instead of reading me the letter that is NOT RELEVANT several times.
No love,
Vortex
d - Apr 24, 2008 6:54:22 am PDT #6209 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.
Sox, gmail isn't the problem, life is my problem. I'll reply now.
Timelies! I can't wait for next Tuesday. These next few days have Too Much Work. But at least I'm not on the rodent boat. My diamond shoes, let me show you them.