You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Apr 24, 2008 5:35:50 am PDT #6193 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I was gonna say compactor, but I think connie's idea is more fun.

What if we circulate a chain email that spins some story of professional car-park valets, submit it to Mythbusters, and turn Jamie and Adam loose on it? They'll get the job done if they have to blow all the cars to smithereens to do it.


WindSparrow - Apr 24, 2008 5:37:27 am PDT #6194 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Alpha-bits.

Or, you could use a crane. If it doesn't do for getting the cars precision-packed, you could always stack them.

Cats, cars, whatever.


-t - Apr 24, 2008 6:14:45 am PDT #6195 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Ooh, yeah, outfit the parking places with those elevated thingies that you drive the car onto and then lift them up so you can park another car underneath. Or just put a ramp behind every parked car so you can drive another car up and onto the roof.


hippocampus - Apr 24, 2008 6:15:14 am PDT #6196 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

What if we circulate a chain email that spins some story of professional car-park valets, submit it to Mythbusters, and turn Jamie and Adam loose on it?

And if Mythbusters isn't available, we could get Mike Rowe to do it...


Aims - Apr 24, 2008 6:16:44 am PDT #6197 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'd like to get Mike Rowe to do ME.


Connie Neil - Apr 24, 2008 6:17:17 am PDT #6198 of 10001
brillig

I'd like to get Mike Rowe to do ME.

I'll fight you for him.


Ginger - Apr 24, 2008 6:18:00 am PDT #6199 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

TMI Warning: Girlie Parts

I have, as I suspected, another case of bacterial vaginosis. I will not go into the details, except to say "OMG! Itch! Itch!" The normal antibiotic for this is Flagyl. I took Flagyl before and had a very weird reaction that included severe mood swings. I forgot to mention that to the doctor, since this came up during a physical. (Otherwise I am quite healthy, but should eat better, since I'm a little high on sugar and low on protein.) The nurse just called to say that the doctor has prescribed Flagyl. She's checking to see if there's something else.

Has anyone else had bad reactions to Flagyl?


Aims - Apr 24, 2008 6:18:26 am PDT #6200 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

No need to fight honey. Age before beauty.

runs VERY VERY VERY FAR AWAY VERY VERY FAST

*smoochies*


Vortex - Apr 24, 2008 6:23:00 am PDT #6201 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Am I a bad person for not wanting to go to my brother's rugby game because the game is and hour and a half drive and gas is $4 a gallon?


Ginger - Apr 24, 2008 6:23:42 am PDT #6202 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Am I a bad person for not wanting to go to my brother's rugby game because the game is and hour and a half drive and gas is $4 a gallon?

No.