That's beautiful. Or taken literally, incredibly gross.

Buffy ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Apr 23, 2008 3:09:06 pm PDT #6148 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Yay Dylan!

meara, I meant to say earlier that your boss is annoying me. Of course you aren't engaged. That shit is BORING. Also, repetitive. Also, also, he should shut it.


meara - Apr 23, 2008 3:13:46 pm PDT #6149 of 10001

Thanks Kristin!

Is it bad that I'm very sad "Made of Honor" doesn't come out THIS weekend, so I can't see it while I'm marooned in Indy? BOO. Likelihood I will see it when I go home is very low, but this weekend i would totally go.


Pix - Apr 23, 2008 3:16:27 pm PDT #6150 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I want to see Smart People, Leatherheads, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Especially the last one. I keep hearing great things about it.


Fay - Apr 23, 2008 3:16:39 pm PDT #6151 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

For those I will point you at the Vampire Kisses series (silly name, great books) and the Morganville Vampires series (written by the same woman who writes the Weather Warden books, which I have not yet read).

Cheers! I'll look for the former - am already picking up the latter, and they remind me powerfully of a short story Rebecca Lizard was working on for the Great Never Completed Bitch Porn Anthology, back in the day.

But the thing is, in relation to Aimee's topic, that it's Twilight that's getting all the publicity, at least in my bookshops, and being wolfed down and talked about by the kids, and getting a movie made. Which, from the teacherly pov, is kind of 'aargh'-making. Glad to hear that the subsequent books get better, though.

(Between Twilight and the TV show Moonlight, (hell, let's add Angel's creepy lolly-sucking-wee-Buffy-stalking ways in there too) I'm finding myself powerfully tempted to write something involving a hot vampire who doesn't get all lustful and icky over girls he really should see as children, and who is genuinely aghast to find the teen girls trying to get in his pants. You know, one who ACTS like he's well over 80 and no longer interested in shagging, and sees the 17 year old as a kid. A crotchety vampire.


Pix - Apr 23, 2008 3:21:29 pm PDT #6152 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I hate being sick. I turn into such a whiny child. I want my mommy to make me PB&J cut up into tiny little squares (she called them "pops") and Campbell's vegetable soup with extra added veggies.


Connie Neil - Apr 23, 2008 3:21:29 pm PDT #6153 of 10001
brillig

You know, one who ACTS like he's well over 80 and no longer interested in shagging, and sees the 17 year old as a kid.

Or at least wants a woman who can buy her own booze--or get weak-kneed for the Deneuve/Loren/Bardot types, much to the chagrin of the teenager who thinks only kids have sex.


Atropa - Apr 23, 2008 3:22:48 pm PDT #6154 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

You know, one who ACTS like he's well over 80 and no longer interested in shagging, and sees the 17 year old as a kid. A crotchety vampire.

That would be awesome. And much-needed. Part of the reason I like Vampire Kisses so much (besides the adorable babygoth lead character) is that the vampire is also a teen. Not the typical "Older Man" stalking wooing a teenaged girl. In the Morganville Vampires series, none of the older vamps have shown any romantic interest in the kids.

Considering how much vampire fiction I read, I have an awful lot of issues and complaints with it.


Pix - Apr 23, 2008 3:25:13 pm PDT #6155 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Spooky. Right after I posted that last post, guess who called?

Moms have super powers.


Polter-Cow - Apr 23, 2008 4:19:05 pm PDT #6156 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I want to see Smart People, Leatherheads, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Especially the last one. I keep hearing great things about it.

FSM is great. Smart People is okay but nothing special. You can wait for it to hit second-run theatres.

Also, I just now realized you were Kristin, not Kristen, which makes more sense since I was wondering what Kristen was doing in Bitches.


Pix - Apr 23, 2008 4:29:06 pm PDT #6157 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Jon removed the T. I was sick of it, and I figured I've been around long enough now that confusion would be minimal.