You know, one who ACTS like he's well over 80 and no longer interested in shagging, and sees the 17 year old as a kid.

Or at least wants a woman who can buy her own booze--or get weak-kneed for the Deneuve/Loren/Bardot types, much to the chagrin of the teenager who thinks only kids have sex.

You know, one who ACTS like he's well over 80 and no longer interested in shagging, and sees the 17 year old as a kid. A crotchety vampire.

That would be awesome. And much-needed. Part of the reason I like Vampire Kisses so much (besides the adorable babygoth lead character) is that the vampire is also a teen. Not the typical "Older Man" stalking wooing a teenaged girl. In the Morganville Vampires series, none of the older vamps have shown any romantic interest in the kids.

Considering how much vampire fiction I read, I have an awful lot of issues and complaints with it.

Spooky. Right after I posted that last post, guess who called?

Moms have super powers.

I want to see Smart People, Leatherheads, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Especially the last one. I keep hearing great things about it.

FSM is great. Smart People is okay but nothing special. You can wait for it to hit second-run theatres.

Also, I just now realized you were Kristin, not Kristen, which makes more sense since I was wondering what Kristen was doing in Bitches.

Jon removed the T. I was sick of it, and I figured I've been around long enough now that confusion would be minimal.

Oh, I was there when you changed. Guess I'm not entirely used to it just yet.

Man, I walk in the living room, and this is what I see: [link]

Serves me right for leaving the laptop open. (Unlike connie and her hubby, my browser wasn't open to eBay, fortunately. It was open to Natter, though, and I was logged in, so the cat could have started posting all kinds of crazy shit in my name.)

Steph, don't take this the wrong way, but I just don't get how people can be so careless. I'm sorry, that's just the way I feel.

Ha!

So...what did Lucy buy?

Bwah!