I thought Twilight was awful , except for the end. People keep telling me it gets better. I read the first book in the Kenner series for adults - but I got tired of the emphasis on keeping evreything from her husband.

I read the first book in the Kenner series for adults - but I got tired of the emphasis on keeping evreything from her husband.

beth, they do get better. The first one felt clunky to me, but the writing gets a lot better as the series goes on.

I read the hot new teenlit vampire sensation Twilight' a couple of months ago, and it just about made my head explode.

The Mormon vampire book!

They're never going to have sex. Interestingly, it was the exact same annoyance I felt with Anne Rices "erotica" -- JUST FUCK ALREADY

(after about a hundred pages I started skimming... does anyone ever actually have sex? or even an orgasm? or do we just find new ways to tease/torture them forever and ever? dear gawd, someone rub one out. Please. this is not titilating, its just making me tired.)

Werid Dreams: Last night I was seeing my cousins' play in their band (not unusual) but Gerard Way was there wearing a horrible red track jacket and we went for a walk afterwards (quite unusual). We were talking and trying to stay out of trouble in this too-quiet part of Jersey City and there was some smooching. Dream!Gerard (is there any other?) is a very good kisser.

Wait, no, that was an awesome dream.

Yikes, I was outside enjoying a glorious (if a little to hot all of a sudden - 86 degrees!)day, and then I saw a man have what looked like an epliectic seizure. Luckily, somebody was right on her cell phone to 911, and someone else was helping her, so there wasn't much more to be done. That's some scary stuff though. The brain is a mighty weird organ, I tell you what.

Dear gawd, someone rub one out

I was skimming and thought this said, "Dear gawd, rub someone out." I thought maybe I'd misread and you were actually erika.

BWAH!

Halp! Which of these 2 sandals should I order?

[link] or [link] ?

When you wanna post about killing every motherfucker in the room...(/faux SLJ) Count me as being alternately amused/frustrated by the Twilight books. Nothing says loving like doing somebody's laundry for unlife. I think the pages are coated in crack, though. For a few days, I couldn't stop reading, though the politics make me wanna cry.

I'm at the school my mom works at and I just held the cutest little baby. The baby's mother was here to pick up her other children. Such a sweetie.

someone kindly explain how the hands free cell phone laws don't have to apply to those crazy nextel folk who have to push & talk & drive??!!?? I nearly got sideswiped by an idiot in a mustang talking into his phone (into the flip screen, not the mic part) and making a lane change with out looking, and I'm guessing without signaling, as his left hand was holding a phone up in front of his face. Thank DOG I have good peripheral vision and a fast finger on the horn! t /anti crazy drivers rant

Yay for Dylan sleeping the night! Boo fevers and illness. Yay cool WizOz quilt (that last shot was easier to see the details, dunno if it was the same shot on a different computer).

There was more, but I'm caught up in crazyness at work. Apparently the lovely elderly lady they hired to play a 94 year old lady had a sugar issue on stage last night. Add to that she apparently has been dropping lines all over the place. So they want to put an in-ear monitor on her. Um... if the actor isn't asking for it, it will only end in problems people! Thankfully it seems they are listening to my advice. So now the director is going to try and figure out a way to delicately drive the conversation so *she* suggests it. Ha! Good luck! Better him than me!

O ya, and I forgot my lunch bucket... so gotta find time to go get food for lunch too. Joy!