Never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?

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Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 23, 2008 10:14:31 am PDT #6073 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Halp! Which of these 2 sandals should I order?

[link] or [link] ?


erikaj - Apr 23, 2008 10:15:36 am PDT #6074 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

When you wanna post about killing every motherfucker in the room...(/faux SLJ) Count me as being alternately amused/frustrated by the Twilight books. Nothing says loving like doing somebody's laundry for unlife. I think the pages are coated in crack, though. For a few days, I couldn't stop reading, though the politics make me wanna cry.


sj - Apr 23, 2008 10:19:18 am PDT #6075 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm at the school my mom works at and I just held the cutest little baby. The baby's mother was here to pick up her other children. Such a sweetie.


omnis_audis - Apr 23, 2008 10:19:35 am PDT #6076 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

someone kindly explain how the hands free cell phone laws don't have to apply to those crazy nextel folk who have to push & talk & drive??!!?? I nearly got sideswiped by an idiot in a mustang talking into his phone (into the flip screen, not the mic part) and making a lane change with out looking, and I'm guessing without signaling, as his left hand was holding a phone up in front of his face. Thank DOG I have good peripheral vision and a fast finger on the horn! t /anti crazy drivers rant

Yay for Dylan sleeping the night! Boo fevers and illness. Yay cool WizOz quilt (that last shot was easier to see the details, dunno if it was the same shot on a different computer).

There was more, but I'm caught up in crazyness at work. Apparently the lovely elderly lady they hired to play a 94 year old lady had a sugar issue on stage last night. Add to that she apparently has been dropping lines all over the place. So they want to put an in-ear monitor on her. Um... if the actor isn't asking for it, it will only end in problems people! Thankfully it seems they are listening to my advice. So now the director is going to try and figure out a way to delicately drive the conversation so *she* suggests it. Ha! Good luck! Better him than me!

O ya, and I forgot my lunch bucket... so gotta find time to go get food for lunch too. Joy!


Steph L. - Apr 23, 2008 10:22:19 am PDT #6077 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Nora, those look like the same sandal to me, only one has a black footbed.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 23, 2008 10:28:57 am PDT #6078 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Yeah, me too. Which is why I am perplexed as to why I can't pull the trigger on one or the other!


Frankenbuddha - Apr 23, 2008 10:29:00 am PDT #6079 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

sj - some of us are still waiting for your Eddie Izzard report.

Or at least one of us wants to know how long the show was.


Daisy Jane - Apr 23, 2008 10:31:15 am PDT #6080 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I like the second pair, but I think I'm partial to black.


Vortex - Apr 23, 2008 10:52:50 am PDT #6081 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Okay, so I just got an unsolicted email from some company saying that they have a client who is trying to get a handle on how universities evaluate their recruitment efforts, and they want my expertise to talk with their client. How do I politely say "what's in it for me?"


Jessica - Apr 23, 2008 10:54:03 am PDT #6082 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

How do I politely say "what's in it for me?"

Say you'd love to help and your consulting rate is XXX?