It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Mar 18, 2008 6:59:22 am PDT #405 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I didn't mean to imply that you were

You didn't imply - I inferred.

And together, we're one big ball of silly!!


erikaj - Mar 18, 2008 7:08:03 am PDT #406 of 10001
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

My mom wants some vibes...she's looking to trade in her truck(for another truck) I'd be worried about autism, but I wouldn't want the germs coming back either.


javachik - Mar 18, 2008 7:08:47 am PDT #407 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Turns out? I'm salaried. Didn't know that until last Friday. I get the satisfaction of a job well done.

I don't know any CFOs who are hourly.

And, your boss is exploiting your loyalty and I really hate him. This bullshit is only going to end when you quit. Did you ever get the raise or the medical benefits that he promised you?


Aims - Mar 18, 2008 7:09:44 am PDT #408 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Vibes for new truck!!!

Well, looks like Em missed pre-school again. Not sure why and I'm trying really hard not be pissed off since it's free babysitting, but it's starting to overwhelm me.

I think I need to go vent my spleen on lj.

Or get drunk.

One of those.


javachik - Mar 18, 2008 7:11:24 am PDT #409 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I wish I was there to get you drunk!!! (Or you were here!!)


Aims - Mar 18, 2008 7:12:08 am PDT #410 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Did you ever get the raise or the medical benefits that he promised you?

I got the medical benefits. He pays 100% for a BC/BS plan that covers Joe and Em, too. I didn't push the raise issue, because he's paying considerably more for those benefits than the other company would have in benefits plus the raise.

But yeah - it sucks cause I really, REALLY need a day off. From everything and (love you honey) everyone.


javachik - Mar 18, 2008 7:13:50 am PDT #411 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I got the medical benefits. He pays 100% for a BC/BS plan that covers Joe and Em, too.

Oh! I totally missed that. He does get points for that. But, still wanna get you drunk. And yeah, you need some time off from everything. You deserve it.


sj - Mar 18, 2008 7:21:39 am PDT #412 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Aimee, no rush. We're not getting in until 10 tonight, so I won't get a chance to read it until tomorrow.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2008 7:21:57 am PDT #413 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

and frank, it's not looking too great to get together with you though the menu looked AWESOME

I had a feeling that was the case. And it turns out I've got plans on Thursday myself and leaving for Maine on Saturday, which doesn't leave a lot of openings left anyway. You really need to, well, get better first off, and then get over there with Tom some time. The risotto I had there was the best I've ever had.


Miracleman - Mar 18, 2008 7:22:27 am PDT #414 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

But yeah - it sucks cause I really, REALLY need a day off. From everything and (love you honey) everyone.

I feel ya, baby, no offense taken.

We should work something out. I know your weekend plans didn't come together...

...Tell you what. Why don't you see if your sister or some friend wants to hang out Saturday and Sunday? I'll do my thing Friday night, if that comes together, and you can piss off on Saturday overnight to Sunday somewhere and I'll watch Em.