Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Apr 09, 2008 5:41:57 am PDT #3766 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I am in excruciating back pain this morning. It started yesterday. I think it's because I was hauling around the new laptop and a bunch of books, both in over-the-shoulder bags.

I threw my hip slightly out of socket doiing that. Cute new laptop bag . . OF DEATH


Nora Deirdre - Apr 09, 2008 5:43:22 am PDT #3767 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Oh noes, Sean! Be really gentle with yourself. Back pain, it sucks.


Aims - Apr 09, 2008 5:46:56 am PDT #3768 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I literally have a robin sitting outside my window right now singing at me. He's maybe 15 feet from my head.


Fay - Apr 09, 2008 5:56:26 am PDT #3769 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Is he bob bob bobbing along?


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2008 5:58:37 am PDT #3770 of 10001
That which does not kill you should RUN

Or is he rockin'?


Fay - Apr 09, 2008 6:08:41 am PDT #3771 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Or perhaps robbing the rich to give to the poor?


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2008 6:14:00 am PDT #3772 of 10001
That which does not kill you should RUN

Or just fighting crime alongside the Dark Knight.


Fay - Apr 09, 2008 6:17:17 am PDT #3773 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Or trying to avenge his slayer mother (whilst posing as the principal of a newly-opened High School)?


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2008 6:18:31 am PDT #3774 of 10001
That which does not kill you should RUN

Or touting the lifestyles of the rich and famous?


Sean K - Apr 09, 2008 6:23:26 am PDT #3775 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Is he telling a joke about what cunnilingus looks like from the woman's point of view?