Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 09, 2008 5:43:22 am PDT #3767 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Oh noes, Sean! Be really gentle with yourself. Back pain, it sucks.


Aims - Apr 09, 2008 5:46:56 am PDT #3768 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I literally have a robin sitting outside my window right now singing at me. He's maybe 15 feet from my head.


Fay - Apr 09, 2008 5:56:26 am PDT #3769 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Is he bob bob bobbing along?


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2008 5:58:37 am PDT #3770 of 10001
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

Or is he rockin'?


Fay - Apr 09, 2008 6:08:41 am PDT #3771 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Or perhaps robbing the rich to give to the poor?


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2008 6:14:00 am PDT #3772 of 10001
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

Or just fighting crime alongside the Dark Knight.


Fay - Apr 09, 2008 6:17:17 am PDT #3773 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Or trying to avenge his slayer mother (whilst posing as the principal of a newly-opened High School)?


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2008 6:18:31 am PDT #3774 of 10001
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

Or touting the lifestyles of the rich and famous?


Sean K - Apr 09, 2008 6:23:26 am PDT #3775 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Is he telling a joke about what cunnilingus looks like from the woman's point of view?


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2008 6:26:01 am PDT #3776 of 10001
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

Is he telling a joke about what cunnilingus looks like from the woman's point of view?

Dude, when I first saw that show (on HBO, not live), that particular bit had me laughing so hard that I literally couldn't breathe.