Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Apr 07, 2008 7:14:54 pm PDT #3581 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

SWEET! I'm picking up the network down in my driveway!


DCJensen - Apr 07, 2008 7:17:50 pm PDT #3582 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

That video was so wrong it makes drinking orange juice after teeth-brushing seem right. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. And yet, I made sure to draw Daniel's attention to it.

gee, thanks.

Where's the brain bleach, milady?


meara - Apr 07, 2008 7:20:00 pm PDT #3583 of 10001

Aww. The fun of new toys, love!! Have fun with that Sean!

I get to go on a shopping spree at Staples soon. Whee! Not really fun toys, but still...folders! pens! binder clips! It's like shopping for school supplies!


WindSparrow - Apr 07, 2008 7:20:48 pm PDT #3584 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Where's the brain bleach, milady?

You're asking me? Somewhere under the sink, as scary as that is, I think.


Sean K - Apr 07, 2008 7:24:21 pm PDT #3585 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I get to go on a shopping spree at Staples soon. Whee! Not really fun toys, but still...folders! pens! binder clips! It's like shopping for school supplies!

So... I'm the only one who just walks into random Staples stores on a regular basis to shop for office supplies (or sometimes just look), then?


DCJensen - Apr 07, 2008 7:30:04 pm PDT #3586 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

We dodged a snowstorm here in southern Minnesota.

In Virginia, MN, about 150 miles north of here, they had 32 inches of snow between Friday night and Monday morning.


Vortex - Apr 07, 2008 7:34:52 pm PDT #3587 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Not really fun toys, but still...folders! pens! binder clips! It's like shopping for school supplies!

what do you mean, "not really fun"

So... I'm the only one who just walks into random Staples stores on a regular basis to shop for office supplies (or sometimes just look), then?

nope


Connie Neil - Apr 07, 2008 7:45:03 pm PDT #3588 of 10001
brillig

I'm not the only one who just walks into random Staples stores on a regular basis to shop for office supplies (or sometimes just look), then?

Somehow, if only I can find the right office supplies, all of life will fall into place and all will be chocolate chip cookies and handsome, snarky guys with intelligent senses of humor.

But I'm still looking.


Burrell - Apr 07, 2008 7:57:39 pm PDT #3589 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Congratulations, vw!


Laga - Apr 07, 2008 8:17:59 pm PDT #3590 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I can't go into Staples without buying something.

(20 different colored pens for $10... who can say no to that?)