The dog turns out to be a hell of a digger, which is quite a feat in my tree-root-infested yard. I'm thinking of turning over my landscaping to him, and just planting things in the holes he digs.
I've been out of the abbey two days, I've beaten a lawman senseless, I've fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong.
Book ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - Apr 07, 2008 12:43:35 pm PDT #3560 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
amych - Apr 07, 2008 12:44:05 pm PDT #3561 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Rent him out as a rototiller. He should pay his way somehow.
Daisy Jane - Apr 07, 2008 12:45:09 pm PDT #3562 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I'm thinking of turning over my landscaping to him, and just planting things in the holes he digs.
I would totally let Oz do this. If he dug in the yard and not...you know the couch.
Ginger - Apr 07, 2008 12:46:49 pm PDT #3563 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Rent him out as a rototiller.
If I could direct this in any way, it would be great. Maybe I could poke a piece of meat into the ground.
Sean K - Apr 07, 2008 12:51:30 pm PDT #3564 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
FedEx has been swearing all day that the new computer will be here by 3:00 today. Dude's got ten minutes left.
Sean K - Apr 07, 2008 1:06:00 pm PDT #3565 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
FedEx is now LATE.
Don't they UNDERSTAND?
Ginger - Apr 07, 2008 1:06:57 pm PDT #3566 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
In Crime Makes You Stupid news, police just arrested a guy who took a cab from his house to a bank, asked the driver to wait, held up the bank and got back in the cab. Witnesses noted the name of the cab company, and the company told the police where they picked him up. The news anchor said, "Witnesses say he threw crack cocaine out of the window when the police came, which may explain his poor decision making."
brenda m - Apr 07, 2008 1:40:43 pm PDT #3567 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Heh. We had a guy on the news this morning filled out a job application while--um, waiting? I guess?--to rob the gas station.
vw bug - Apr 07, 2008 1:47:33 pm PDT #3568 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Congrats, vw. Any word on when you'll defend?
I don’t exactly have to “defend.” I have to do a 30-minute presentation with a question/answer time with the director and assistant director of the honors program, my thesis adviser, at least one of the readers, and whoever else wants to come give me a hard time :). It’s pretty low-key and doesn’t impact my grade at all. I’m actually kind of looking forward to it. It should be later this month or very early May. My study buddy and I are hoping to present right after each other, which will be followed by a BIG ASS PARTY! So, look for more details on that!
Loves on Sean!
Fred Pete, I know vw's in the honors program and all, but I don't think people defend bachelor's theses. Could be wrong.
And Emily gets it in one!
We had a guy on the news this morning filled out a job application while--um, waiting? I guess?--to rob the gas station.
Oh. Dear. Some people aren’t very bright, are they?
Laga - Apr 07, 2008 1:57:57 pm PDT #3569 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
My favorite was this guy.