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Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fred Pete - Apr 07, 2008 11:22:50 am PDT #3531 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Fred Pete, I know vw's in the honors program and all, but I don't think people defend bachelor's theses. Could be wrong.

Oops. I thought vw was going for a Master's. Though I had to defend my B.A. honors thesis.


SuziQ - Apr 07, 2008 11:24:14 am PDT #3532 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Hil - I have been freecycling like mad this last month. Every weekend I list 4 or 5 things and then it takes almost the next week to get them picked up. Sometimes I'm lucky and I can list a few more during the week. I have a whole staging area for "upcoming items" as we clean out closets and find more things.

I am fearful of when I'm ready to get rid of my desk - that thing is HUGE and HEAVY.


Miracleman - Apr 07, 2008 11:24:35 am PDT #3533 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Me too - send me your phone number and I can call and ask questions about my health insurance, which you don't manage.

Okay. Just as long as you're prepared to get answers like "Well, one quarter of your premiums actually goes to a Satanic cult and the rest actually goes to the Republican Party. Because we're evil. EEEEEEEEVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!"


SuziQ - Apr 07, 2008 11:25:47 am PDT #3534 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Well, it would stave off the boredom.

And make folks here ask why I'm laughing like a loon.


Hil R. - Apr 07, 2008 11:26:23 am PDT #3535 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I am fearful of when I'm ready to get rid of my desk - that thing is HUGE and HEAVY.

Yeah, I've found one person who might take it, and a friend at school who says he wants it if the freecycle person backs out. The rug that I'm trying to get rid of, I'm OK with just tossing it in the dumpster if I can't find someone who'll take it. I'd prefer not to, but if I can't find anyone who wants it, I will.


Miracleman - Apr 07, 2008 11:28:36 am PDT #3536 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I may also say things like "Yes, your benefits do cover events such as Spontaneous Human Combustion and Removing A Water Cooler Bottle From Your Ass.

They do not, however, cover Chapped Lips or That Funky Smell, I Swear I Wash My Feet."


Lee - Apr 07, 2008 11:31:14 am PDT #3537 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Suzi! I just bought a ticket for the Warped tour.

It's the cold medicine's fault.


Daisy Jane - Apr 07, 2008 11:31:28 am PDT #3538 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

They do not, however, cover Chapped Lips or That Funky Smell, I Swear I Wash My Feet."

My band The Maladies will cover those.


Miracleman - Apr 07, 2008 11:32:20 am PDT #3539 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

My band The Maladies will cover those.

On their hit LP "Topical Ointment".


Daisy Jane - Apr 07, 2008 11:35:11 am PDT #3540 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It'll be the breakout hit of the summer.