Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.

'Time Bomb'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Apr 07, 2008 10:18:01 am PDT #3489 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

WHY WON'T PEOPLE EMAIL ME BACK SO I CAN FINISH THIS PROJECT!?!

Although someone did respond to a personal email, and I'm not quite sure what to make of it. One of my oldest and dearest friends returned an email asking him what's been happening and all that. We've both been way too busy to catch up.

One thing that he mentioned was that he was thinking of proposing to his girlfriend, but that people had said he shouldn't and he would like to get my thoughts.

Ok. Before I post this next part, I do want to say that he's never been anything but lovely and charming to just about everyone, and we've been friends since I was in 8th grade. And I want to say all this, because what happens next is kind of assy and out of nowhere.

So he sends me a picture of the girlfriend, and I ask if that's her, and if she's the one I last remember him talking about, and he responds back that it is her and people have been telling him not to propose because she's not cute.

I sent him a pretty reasonable response (I think) along the lines of it being hard to judge a person's appearance on an amateur photo, and that I'm not sure other people's opinions of what the woman he'd be spending the rest of his life with with matter as much as his.

Though I really, really wanted to add, "You shouldn't propose, but not because there's anything wrong with her."


omnis_audis - Apr 07, 2008 10:18:54 am PDT #3490 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

OK, saw this in a tagline in an e-mail. I liked it:

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.- Ben Franklin

As an avid water drinker, I think it's hilarious! As a Ben Franklin fan, I doubt it was him, as bacteria was not really a word then, but I could be mistaken. I'm not a bio-historian.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 07, 2008 10:19:08 am PDT #3491 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Go team Jess, pushing FotC!!!

I know there's going to be a second season, but has there been a definitive "when" yet?


amych - Apr 07, 2008 10:19:43 am PDT #3492 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

It sounds more like Groucho Marx. But I agree that it's a fabulous quote.


Laga - Apr 07, 2008 10:25:48 am PDT #3493 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

definitely not Ben Franklin


Polter-Cow - Apr 07, 2008 10:28:01 am PDT #3494 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hey now. As I learned from the Franklin Institute in Philadelphia, Ben Franklin was the fucking shit. I have no problem believing he spontaneously invented the word bacteria a hundred years early.


Laga - Apr 07, 2008 10:28:31 am PDT #3495 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Mom finally watched my game show. She says, "great job! You look really smart."

I lost.


lisah - Apr 07, 2008 10:32:13 am PDT #3496 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

he responds back that it is her and people have been telling him not to propose because she's not cute.

oh dear lord. How old is this person? 15ish? Certainly too young to be getting married! jesus


omnis_audis - Apr 07, 2008 10:32:30 am PDT #3497 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

you should not visit this site unless you want to waste time playing trivia tic-tac-toe. [link]

As I learned from the Franklin Institute in Philadelphia, Ben Franklin was the fucking shit.
I agree. He is top of my list for "if you could go back in time and have dinner with anyone in history, who would it be?" Hello! Electricity! Gulf Stream! Reinventing the postal system. Founding Father. sooo much more.


Sean K - Apr 07, 2008 10:36:25 am PDT #3498 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Hello! Electricity! Gulf Stream! Reinventing the postal system. Founding Father. sooo much more.

Freethinker (advanced even for his time and his compatriots). Partier. Shrewd diplomat. Member of the Hellfire Club.