But I would be down with looking at ya! Va-Va-Va-VOOM! Hot Stuff!
Um.... Yeah. Thanks?
(*awk*ward....)
I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sean K - Apr 07, 2008 9:53:16 am PDT #3472 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Aims - Apr 07, 2008 9:53:17 am PDT #3473 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I'll give you geeky--we were watching Blue Harvest on Family Guy last night, and I said, "Oh, they're using the explosion clip from the original release of Star Wars, not from the redone version." And Hubby said, "And did you notice that Han/Peter shot first?"
"Aren't you a little fat for a stormtrooper?"
Sean K - Apr 07, 2008 9:54:28 am PDT #3474 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
But with this group, seems ok, no?
Oh Dog... If we start kicking out nerds for being too nerdy, we won't have to worry about naming Natter threads any more.
omnis_audis - Apr 07, 2008 9:55:59 am PDT #3475 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
(*awk*ward....)hey, I'm comfy with my hetero-ness to say your a hottie. Plus, seems you needed some affirmation. Granted, it would probably mean more from one of the fine females of the group... but... well... I dunno.
I'm going to create a diversion now to distract the thread from the awkwardness....
LOOK! OVER THERE!!! -----> umm.. WEATHER!
(damn, that one only works in Southern California where there is no weather)
Laga - Apr 07, 2008 9:57:32 am PDT #3476 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I see you also looked up 58 on Wikipedia
Nora Deirdre - Apr 07, 2008 9:57:39 am PDT #3477 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Lisa, those are really nice shoes... thanks! I'll keep them in mind.
omnis_audis - Apr 07, 2008 9:58:34 am PDT #3478 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I see you also looked up 58 on Wikipediaya, it was quick. It was easy. What can I say, I'm a male. That's how we roll.
Sean K - Apr 07, 2008 9:59:01 am PDT #3479 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Plus, seems you needed some affirmation. Granted, it would probably mean more from one of the fine females of the group... but... well... I dunno.
A for effort, buddy.
Jessica - Apr 07, 2008 9:59:20 am PDT #3480 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Miracleman - Apr 07, 2008 10:07:04 am PDT #3481 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Phone: Happy Monday! *ring*
Me: You know...I can't even think of anything to say.
Phone: Well, after all, how many times can you curse me out for performing a function...the *only* function...for which I was specifically constructed? *ring*
Me: Yeah, I just...it's tiresome.
Phone: Try being me sometime. *ring*
Me: Believe me, as far as monotony in the workplace, you and I are the same.
Phone: We'll compare notes some other time, okay? *ring*
FuckCake O' the Day: Yeah, I'm calling about Other Fuckcake. I'm trying to verify his homeowner's insurance.
Me: What?
FCO'tD: His homeowner's insurance.
Me: We don't do that here.
FCO'tD: Well, he has homeowner's insurance, right?
Me: I have no idea.
FCO'tD: Can't you look it up?
Me: No. We don't do homeowner's insurance.
FCO'tD: Look, he gave me this number. You handle his insurance, right?
Me: We do benefit administration for his workplace, yes.
FCO'tD: His insurance.
Me: Yes, but not homeowner's insurance.
FCO'tD: Well, he gave me this number.
Me: Okay.
FCO'tD: Because you handle his insurance.
Me: We handle the benefits he gets through his work.
FCO'tD: Like homeowner's insurance.
Me: I don't know of any firm on the planet that offers homeowner's insurance as part of their benefit package. Dental, Vision, Health...yes. Homeowner's insurance? No.
FCO'tD: ... Good point.
Me: Thank you.
FCO'tD: *click*
Phone: Fucking moron *dial tone*
Me: Preach it.