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Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.

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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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omnis_audis - Apr 07, 2008 9:55:59 am PDT #3475 of 10001

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

(*awk*ward....)

hey, I'm comfy with my hetero-ness to say your a hottie. Plus, seems you needed some affirmation. Granted, it would probably mean more from one of the fine females of the group... but... well... I dunno.

I'm going to create a diversion now to distract the thread from the awkwardness....

LOOK! OVER THERE!!! -----> umm.. WEATHER!

(damn, that one only works in Southern California where there is no weather)

Laga - Apr 07, 2008 9:57:32 am PDT #3476 of 10001

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I see you also looked up 58 on Wikipedia

Nora Deirdre - Apr 07, 2008 9:57:39 am PDT #3477 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Lisa, those are really nice shoes... thanks! I'll keep them in mind.

omnis_audis - Apr 07, 2008 9:58:34 am PDT #3478 of 10001

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I see you also looked up 58 on Wikipedia

ya, it was quick. It was easy. What can I say, I'm a male. That's how we roll.

Sean K - Apr 07, 2008 9:59:01 am PDT #3479 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Plus, seems you needed some affirmation. Granted, it would probably mean more from one of the fine females of the group... but... well... I dunno.

A for effort, buddy.

Jessica - Apr 07, 2008 9:59:20 am PDT #3480 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

hey, I'm comfy with my hetero-ness to say your a hottie.

You might even say Sean's got it going on.

Miracleman - Apr 07, 2008 10:07:04 am PDT #3481 of 10001

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Phone: Happy Monday! *ring*

Me: You know...I can't even think of anything to say.

Phone: Well, after all, how many times can you curse me out for performing a function...the *only* function...for which I was specifically constructed? *ring*

Me: Yeah, I just...it's tiresome.

Phone: Try being me sometime. *ring*

Me: Believe me, as far as monotony in the workplace, you and I are the same.

Phone: We'll compare notes some other time, okay? *ring*

FuckCake O' the Day: Yeah, I'm calling about Other Fuckcake. I'm trying to verify his homeowner's insurance.

Me: What?

FCO'tD: His homeowner's insurance.

Me: We don't do that here.

FCO'tD: Well, he has homeowner's insurance, right?

Me: I have no idea.

FCO'tD: Can't you look it up?

Me: No. We don't do homeowner's insurance.

FCO'tD: Look, he gave me this number. You handle his insurance, right?

Me: We do benefit administration for his workplace, yes.

FCO'tD: His insurance.

Me: Yes, but not homeowner's insurance.

FCO'tD: Well, he gave me this number.

Me: Okay.

FCO'tD: Because you handle his insurance.

Me: We handle the benefits he gets through his work.

FCO'tD: Like homeowner's insurance.

Me: I don't know of any firm on the planet that offers homeowner's insurance as part of their benefit package. Dental, Vision, Health...yes. Homeowner's insurance? No.

FCO'tD: ... Good point.

Me: Thank you.

FCO'tD: *click*

Phone: Fucking moron *dial tone*

Me: Preach it.

Sean K - Apr 07, 2008 10:09:23 am PDT #3482 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

You might even say Sean's got it going on.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I need to watch this show. Are there seasons available on DVD?

Jessica - Apr 07, 2008 10:10:49 am PDT #3483 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

They've only done 1 season, but it is indeed available on DVD. You might even know someone with a copy they'd be willing to lend.

Sean K - Apr 07, 2008 10:12:59 am PDT #3484 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

You might even know someone with a copy they'd be willing to lend.

It does seem likely. Y'all have been raving about it forevers.

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