Giles: Helping out with the dishes makes me feel useful. Dawn: Wanna clean out the garage with us Saturday? You could feel indispensable.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Apr 02, 2008 7:00:52 am PDT #2886 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ION, the single-food restaurant fad has officially gone too far.


Dana - Apr 02, 2008 7:03:03 am PDT #2887 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Mmm, potatoes.


brenda m - Apr 02, 2008 7:05:31 am PDT #2888 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

How long til that place goes national? Next week? Sooner?


tommyrot - Apr 02, 2008 7:05:58 am PDT #2889 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION, the single-food restaurant fad has officially gone too far.

There was this chain called One Potato Two (One Potato Too?) around 20 years ago. I used to go to the one in a mall in Green Bay.


lisah - Apr 02, 2008 7:06:18 am PDT #2890 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

How long til that place goes national? Next week? Sooner?

Seriously...although, I am dubious about their ability to do a baked potato that is really cooked as well as one I can do at home.


Emily - Apr 02, 2008 7:06:21 am PDT #2891 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

the idea that I’m a failure because I don’t have the prestigious career that everybody predicted for me when I was younger

It's like the curse of the former gifted child, isn't it? I hate that. I'm so prone to it myself -- I was supposed to be a sooper-geeeenius, and here I can't even pick a field -- but I've settled into it. I kind of figure at this point I'm gathering quirky details for my eventual book-jacket blurb (assessed computers for the Navy, edited press releases for Hustler, learned dirty words from her Spanish-speaking students, and spent a year teaching a subject she didn't know from Adam). Once I hit 80 and have to admit that I'm not likely to get a book jacket for the blurb to go on, everyone else will be retired and worrying about their next surgery too, so what'll it matter? At that point the only missed Life Accomplishment I'll have to explain away is not having any grandchildren to drive me to the hospital.

That's my plan. It wouldn't work for you, with your goals and plans and stuff (clarification: that's totally a dig at my aimlessness, NOT your good thinking), but it's how I cope. I'm not sure anyone really lives up to their early promise. If I had to do it over again, I think I'd pretend to be really dumb as a child, so holding down a decent job which (almost) pays the bills would actually be impressive rather than disappointing.

Anyway, I must go make copies, because otherwise my Architecture class will rise up and attack me with... er, lacrosse sticks, I think.


Jessica - Apr 02, 2008 7:07:15 am PDT #2892 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oops, I spoke too soon. Because there is also this.

Dear NYC restauranteurs,

YOU CAN SERVE MORE THAN ONE THING! I PROMISE WE WON'T BE PARALYZED WITH INDECISION!


Cashmere - Apr 02, 2008 7:07:43 am PDT #2893 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

ION, the single-food restaurant fad has officially gone too far.

I think there's plenty of room to go further.


lisah - Apr 02, 2008 7:08:51 am PDT #2894 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

It's like the curse of the former gifted child, isn't it? I hate that.

Dude, I was walking and had potty trained myself by age 1. Everything's a disappointment after that.


Trudy Booth - Apr 02, 2008 7:12:40 am PDT #2895 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I feel...stupid.

t feels Joe

Hmm... no, not stupid...

t keeps feeling Joe

Someone want to help me with this? Come feel Joe!