Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Apr 02, 2008 5:47:00 am PDT #2866 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Gay marriage!

Yay gay marriage!!

Honey! We can get gay married, too!!


Amy - Apr 02, 2008 5:50:53 am PDT #2867 of 10001
Because books.

History around every corner! Beautiful Hudson river valley! Fabulous sushi! Appalachian mountains! Atlantic ocean! Not quite as much snow as Michigan! Excellent public transportation! Gay marriage! Exclamation points!

And Jessica's brain! Since mine is no recommendation, clearly!


Miracleman - Apr 02, 2008 5:51:45 am PDT #2868 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Honey! We can get gay married, too!!

Yippee!!

Now all I have to do is turn gay!


Ginger - Apr 02, 2008 5:52:23 am PDT #2869 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Atlanta has jobs. Atlanta is warm. Choose Atlanta (Sorry, reflex response.)

My motivation and my creativity appear to have run off together.


Jessica - Apr 02, 2008 5:52:43 am PDT #2870 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh, and Northeastern Buffistas. Don't forget them. We're very pretty.


amych - Apr 02, 2008 5:55:23 am PDT #2871 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

We're very pretty.

So are the Southeastern Buffistas. And, as Ginger says, warm.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 02, 2008 5:57:11 am PDT #2872 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Also, if you move to Salem, free babysitting for date nights from your childless friends!


hippocampus - Apr 02, 2008 6:01:37 am PDT #2873 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

ahem.

free babysitting for date nights from your childless friends!

we can fly you to philly....


Jessica - Apr 02, 2008 6:05:39 am PDT #2874 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And don't forget all the Beer and cheese tastings!

(Nora, you will want to click on that one.)


Miracleman - Apr 02, 2008 6:05:55 am PDT #2875 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Sheesh.

Seems like every Buffista in North America wants us Miracleborns to live near them.

So, naturally, we chose the one state from which all Buffistas have fled screaming.

I feel...stupid.