Buffistas

You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'

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Amy - Apr 02, 2008 5:50:53 am PDT #2867 of 10001

Because books.

History around every corner! Beautiful Hudson river valley! Fabulous sushi! Appalachian mountains! Atlantic ocean! Not quite as much snow as Michigan! Excellent public transportation! Gay marriage! Exclamation points!

And Jessica's brain! Since mine is no recommendation, clearly!

Miracleman - Apr 02, 2008 5:51:45 am PDT #2868 of 10001

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Honey! We can get gay married, too!!

Yippee!!

Now all I have to do is turn gay!

Ginger - Apr 02, 2008 5:52:23 am PDT #2869 of 10001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Atlanta has jobs. Atlanta is warm. Choose Atlanta (Sorry, reflex response.)

My motivation and my creativity appear to have run off together.

Jessica - Apr 02, 2008 5:52:43 am PDT #2870 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh, and Northeastern Buffistas. Don't forget them. We're very pretty.

amych - Apr 02, 2008 5:55:23 am PDT #2871 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

We're very pretty.

So are the Southeastern Buffistas. And, as Ginger says, warm.

Nora Deirdre - Apr 02, 2008 5:57:11 am PDT #2872 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Also, if you move to Salem, free babysitting for date nights from your childless friends!

hippocampus - Apr 02, 2008 6:01:37 am PDT #2873 of 10001

not your mom's socks.

ahem.

free babysitting for date nights from your childless friends!

we can fly you to philly....

Jessica - Apr 02, 2008 6:05:39 am PDT #2874 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And don't forget all the Beer and cheese tastings!

(Nora, you will want to click on that one.)

Miracleman - Apr 02, 2008 6:05:55 am PDT #2875 of 10001

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Sheesh.

Seems like every Buffista in North America wants us Miracleborns to live near them.

So, naturally, we chose the one state from which all Buffistas have fled screaming.

I feel...stupid.

Hil R. - Apr 02, 2008 6:07:38 am PDT #2876 of 10001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Also, if you move to Salem, free babysitting for date nights from your childless friends!

This could be provided in DC, too.

Also, Smithsonian! Library of Congress! Cherry Blossoms! Approximately 8,000 Ethiopian restaurants!

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