This article is totally cracking me up: [link] In addition to the "bible student mistaken for prostitute" part of it, there's the sidebar about the self-proclaimed "King of all Pimps," who went to Dwight-Englewood. Dwight-Englewood is the extremely preppy private high school here in North Jersey. Crimes you'd expect from Dwight-Englewood graduates would probably be money-laundering or insider trading.
I don't really have a security blanket... unless you count Mr. Pointy.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Hil R. - Mar 17, 2008 1:59:25 pm PDT #294 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
vw bug - Mar 17, 2008 1:59:46 pm PDT #295 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Can't our condiments all get along?
Hmmm... nope.
amych - Mar 17, 2008 1:59:57 pm PDT #296 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Well, actually, it probably would have been, except it's Easter
Gotcha (and given that I completely forgot that it's Easter, I forfeit the very little right I had to the comment in the first place. D'oh! and happy Easter!)
amych - Mar 17, 2008 2:01:59 pm PDT #297 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
German potato salad 4eva!!1!
erikaj - Mar 17, 2008 2:03:47 pm PDT #298 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I like the one with the mustard. Deli-style?
omnis_audis - Mar 17, 2008 2:20:52 pm PDT #299 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
got tax info back from sister (she's an E.A. & bookkeeper and does my taxes for me). Thanks to mileage for driving all around So Cal to my 1099 events, I owe very little. $43 fed and $159 state! I was expecting $500 fed and I dunno what for state, so, all in all, I'm happy! Of course, now I need to come up with $200 to pay the taxes, but that is a different story.
Laga - Mar 17, 2008 2:23:28 pm PDT #300 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Don't you get a tax incentive too? Or was that eaten up?
beth b - Mar 17, 2008 2:48:08 pm PDT #301 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
The smell of corned beef in the crockpot might just kill me
Laga - Mar 17, 2008 2:55:02 pm PDT #302 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Is it wrong that when I saw this headline on a Bear Stearns / JP Morgan article, "Risk Taker Submits to its Rival", my mind went to the slashy place?
omnis_audis - Mar 17, 2008 2:58:11 pm PDT #303 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Don't you get a tax incentive too? Or was that eaten up?Ya in May I'll get the $600 tax incentive thing. But I have to pay my taxes before I get the incentive.
So the #1 tax tip of the year, everyone file a return! Or you don't get the Bush Stimulus Package (yes, that sounds porny) money.