This article is totally cracking me up: [link] In addition to the "bible student mistaken for prostitute" part of it, there's the sidebar about the self-proclaimed "King of all Pimps," who went to Dwight-Englewood. Dwight-Englewood is the extremely preppy private high school here in North Jersey. Crimes you'd expect from Dwight-Englewood graduates would probably be money-laundering or insider trading.
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Hil R. - Mar 17, 2008 1:59:25 pm PDT #294 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
vw bug - Mar 17, 2008 1:59:46 pm PDT #295 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Can't our condiments all get along?
Hmmm... nope.
amych - Mar 17, 2008 1:59:57 pm PDT #296 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Well, actually, it probably would have been, except it's Easter
Gotcha (and given that I completely forgot that it's Easter, I forfeit the very little right I had to the comment in the first place. D'oh! and happy Easter!)
amych - Mar 17, 2008 2:01:59 pm PDT #297 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
German potato salad 4eva!!1!
erikaj - Mar 17, 2008 2:03:47 pm PDT #298 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I like the one with the mustard. Deli-style?
omnis_audis - Mar 17, 2008 2:20:52 pm PDT #299 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
got tax info back from sister (she's an E.A. & bookkeeper and does my taxes for me). Thanks to mileage for driving all around So Cal to my 1099 events, I owe very little. $43 fed and $159 state! I was expecting $500 fed and I dunno what for state, so, all in all, I'm happy! Of course, now I need to come up with $200 to pay the taxes, but that is a different story.
Laga - Mar 17, 2008 2:23:28 pm PDT #300 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Don't you get a tax incentive too? Or was that eaten up?
beth b - Mar 17, 2008 2:48:08 pm PDT #301 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
The smell of corned beef in the crockpot might just kill me
Laga - Mar 17, 2008 2:55:02 pm PDT #302 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Is it wrong that when I saw this headline on a Bear Stearns / JP Morgan article, "Risk Taker Submits to its Rival", my mind went to the slashy place?
omnis_audis - Mar 17, 2008 2:58:11 pm PDT #303 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Don't you get a tax incentive too? Or was that eaten up?Ya in May I'll get the $600 tax incentive thing. But I have to pay my taxes before I get the incentive.
So the #1 tax tip of the year, everyone file a return! Or you don't get the Bush Stimulus Package (yes, that sounds porny) money.