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Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Glamcookie - Apr 01, 2008 7:09:11 am PDT #2650 of 10001

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

{{{Kristin}}} I'm sorry for the disappointment.

I got my mouth stitches out this morning. It doesn't really hurt, but it sure is uncomfortable. MOUTH IS ON NOTICE!

Two of the hygienists (sp?) were talking about how terrible their kids were being and as I came through they asked if I had any. I said I was about to start trying and they got all embarrassed. When I left, one of them said, "Good luck!" I was like, "Sounds like I'm gonna need it!" I figure I have a few years before dealing with teens and homework, right?

Glamcookie - Apr 01, 2008 7:26:46 am PDT #2651 of 10001

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Shit! My kids post killed the thread! Does that mean it's all true???? Run while there's still time???

hippocampus - Apr 01, 2008 7:28:26 am PDT #2652 of 10001

not your mom's socks.

::crickets::

erikaj - Apr 01, 2008 7:30:31 am PDT #2653 of 10001

Always Anti-fascist!

Am too programmed now...no noise or music and I'm looking for Omar to show up.

Miracleman - Apr 01, 2008 7:33:13 am PDT #2654 of 10001

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

My kids post killed the thread! Does that mean it's all true???? Run while there's still time???

Yes.

Seriously, of course, I love having Emeline and wouldn't change it for the world.

But, yes. It's all true.

Cashmere - Apr 01, 2008 7:40:19 am PDT #2655 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Gloomcookie, they start out all cute & helpless to get you under their control. You have a long time ~~about eighteen months~~ before you start pulling your hair out over them.

Fortunately, their charm usually overcomes the worst of their antics.

So says the woman whose kids are driving her to the ragged edge this morning.

Jessica - Apr 01, 2008 7:43:54 am PDT #2656 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

New directive from Boss: Much like how the Marines are "Unit Core God Country", my new set of Priorites are supposed to be "Work Work Work and if there's time Family School".

Aimee, your boss is rapidly becoming a grade-A asshat.

Asking you to put work ahead of school is reasonable, if kind of assy. Asking you to put work ahead of family is complete and utter bullshit.

Glamcookie - Apr 01, 2008 7:44:12 am PDT #2657 of 10001

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

t bites nails

Here we go! As GF said the other day, "This train has already left the station."

Glamcookie - Apr 01, 2008 7:47:58 am PDT #2658 of 10001

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

One of the women actually said, "If I had it to do all over again, I never would have had kids...or gotten married!" I can't imagine saying that. And I would never say that about GF. I love being with her - and it's been 14 years already.

DavidS - Apr 01, 2008 7:50:21 am PDT #2659 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

::rolls dice for multiplier effect on GC::

vw, you really do look supercute in those pictures.

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