You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SailAweigh - Apr 01, 2008 7:01:14 am PDT #2641 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

vw, your cousin looks nicely smug and abashed at the same time. And his bride is beautiful, love the dress!

Also, in case I haven't mentioned it before, I absolutely love your current hair color. It is perfect for you.

MM, I'd just turn the ringer off. The phone would really hate me.


sumi - Apr 01, 2008 7:01:21 am PDT #2642 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

What does that mean?

And I think you should decide that it's an April Fool's thing.


vw bug - Apr 01, 2008 7:02:39 am PDT #2643 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Also, in case I haven't mentioned it before, I absolutely love your current hair color. It is perfect for you.

HA! It's my natural color with a few leftover highlights. Too funny!


Aims - Apr 01, 2008 7:02:47 am PDT #2644 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

What does that mean?

Basically that I can not take any more personal days or call off sick. Because I am too important to ever be gone from the office.


amych - Apr 01, 2008 7:03:23 am PDT #2645 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I think you should catch something nice and highly contagious. And then come in to work to avoid infecting MM and Em.


vw bug - Apr 01, 2008 7:03:33 am PDT #2646 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Because I am too important to ever be gone from the office.

Then I'd say you're too important for this job.


sj - Apr 01, 2008 7:04:03 am PDT #2647 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Basically that I can not take any more personal days or call off sick. Because I am too important to ever be gone from the office.

Is that even legal, if you have the time coming to you? What an asshat.


SailAweigh - Apr 01, 2008 7:04:19 am PDT #2648 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

HA! It's my natural color with a few leftover highlights. Too funny!

Never say Mother Nature doesn't know best.


Miracleman - Apr 01, 2008 7:07:36 am PDT #2649 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Because I am too important to ever be gone from the office.

Then I guess we can put to rest any fears that he'll fire you.

"Go ahead, can me. The office will self-destruct shortly after I leave."


Glamcookie - Apr 01, 2008 7:09:11 am PDT #2650 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

{{{Kristin}}} I'm sorry for the disappointment.

I got my mouth stitches out this morning. It doesn't really hurt, but it sure is uncomfortable. MOUTH IS ON NOTICE!

Two of the hygienists (sp?) were talking about how terrible their kids were being and as I came through they asked if I had any. I said I was about to start trying and they got all embarrassed. When I left, one of them said, "Good luck!" I was like, "Sounds like I'm gonna need it!" I figure I have a few years before dealing with teens and homework, right?