And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Apr 01, 2008 6:33:15 am PDT #2633 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

wrod. Hec, I told my dad to buy your book.

Well pimped!

Wow. High praise, dude. I'm very nearly shocked and humbled into speechlessness.

I could be wrong. You might be - as Tommyrot suggests - a horrible mutation. Or possibly a brilliant mutation.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2008 6:34:29 am PDT #2634 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

a horrible mutation. Or possibly a brilliant mutation.

Maybe sorta' like Brundlefly....


DavidS - Apr 01, 2008 6:34:51 am PDT #2635 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Isn't Newhart, like, the anti-Thompson?

Hence the humor! Unless you're suggesting they cancel each other out. Though you are probably ignorant of Newhart's breakthrough comedy albums which were all based on one-sided phone conversations.


Emily - Apr 01, 2008 6:37:51 am PDT #2636 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Unless you're suggesting they cancel each other out.

Well, in a breeding situation. Your point about humor is well-taken, I just think their actual genes couldn't survive in close proximity. Metaphorically. That is, a metaphor which is close to and yet different from yours in its... visualization.

No no, I think my mother had Bob Newhart albums. Also Bill Cosby, I think. Or else I'm getting them mixed up.


vw bug - Apr 01, 2008 6:43:33 am PDT #2637 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Picspam:

My cousin and his beautiful bride as they left the church: [link]

Me and my nephew at the church: [link]


amych - Apr 01, 2008 6:46:53 am PDT #2638 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Aww, vw, lovely lovely pics!


erikaj - Apr 01, 2008 6:54:09 am PDT #2639 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

"No, no...seriously, Uncle John. You take this weed, light it on fire, and take in the smoke...hello?" Mom loves the Pilgrim Bob Newhart phone gags. Yes, Hec, my dad is a fuckwit. But he's a highly nostalgic fuckwit with money. Perfect audience for Smayage.


Aims - Apr 01, 2008 6:58:47 am PDT #2640 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Stealth Post:

New directive from Boss: Much like how the Marines are "Unit Core God Country", my new set of Priorites are supposed to be "Work Work Work and if there's time Family School".

Anyway.


SailAweigh - Apr 01, 2008 7:01:14 am PDT #2641 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

vw, your cousin looks nicely smug and abashed at the same time. And his bride is beautiful, love the dress!

Also, in case I haven't mentioned it before, I absolutely love your current hair color. It is perfect for you.

MM, I'd just turn the ringer off. The phone would really hate me.


sumi - Apr 01, 2008 7:01:21 am PDT #2642 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

What does that mean?

And I think you should decide that it's an April Fool's thing.