Dammit, I was totally about to make that same movie reference.

Also, Hil! flea! That's where my father is right now! Well, not right now. He might be asleep right now. But you know what I mean.

Who has 10 cake pans though? Would the first two layers get stale while you baked the next 8

Do the same thing I do when I bake a Dobosh Torte. Bake 3 layers and then, using a very sharp knife, cut each layer into 3-4 smaller layers. Hella lot easier than 3 tablespoons into a layer pan and just try getting that out once you have to.

It occurs to me I've been nothing but a whiny little bitch today. Sorry, campers.

To make up for it: Missing NY Pastor Found in Ohio Strip Club

I feel sad for the preacher but it was worth it to follow this link

"I'm just glad it turned out the way it did," Green said. "We didn't have a body that was dead. We had a body that was talking."

and you are the cleverest whiny little bitch I've ever had the pleasure of sharing internet space with, MM. No need to apologize for necessary venting.

I can't walk by our new Indiana Jones standee without grinning like a schoolgirl. I was actually 12 when I first saw Raiders and when I look at Indy up there with that lopsided grin I am again in love with him.

Qestion: what makes you 12 again?

edit: well it's not so much a grin but it is lopsided

I just finished writing the rough draft for my post for my library's blog. For tomorrow. April fool's day. I went with silly, I hope it works. Up until now all our post have been relatively straight.

I seldom miss Chicago as much as I do on April Fools Day. I wonder what WXRT will be up to tomorrow. I'll never forget the year my boss came storming into the restaurant in a fury, "can you believe XRT is going to be pay radio?!?!!" Little did we know that wouldn't be so much of a joke today.

"Wow, this has gotten so big, with some many gals working here now!"

The word "gals" is such a nails on a chalkboard one for me. HATE IT. See also, the term "girl's night."

I've never had the Smith Island cake either and I've been here for 10 years!

See also, the term "girl's night."

I think they think "women" is too "old" or formal, and many of us rightly object to being called girls. They sometimes use "ladies." I don't respond to them, in any case, becaue I have work to do during the day and don't have time to lollygag in restaurants.

Ginger, I'm so sorry. The sentiment behind the card is what counts, so I'd send one, even though it feels totally inadequate.

I'm sorry about the sucky Monday everyone. It appears to have struck the DC area as well. Why can't it leave us ALONE?

amych, that's just cruel and wrong. You should have immediately presented the cable company with a writ of habeus cable internet.

Stephanie, all the best to your SiL! May it be quick and easy!

Enough with the snow. It's spring already.

Miracleman, your daughter is adorable. You, on the other hand, will rot in the bowels of hell for the following statement:

Airwolf sucked, though.

Airwolf did not suck. It was fabulous in its cheestastic-ness. Vortex agrees with me. Do not argue with boobies.

She ended up calling him Johnson (because my mom and dad have this old tradition of calling each other by their last name and my niece picked it up from my mom. Plus, I think that my dad gets a kick out of it because of the name thing)

Oh, that's rich! Gotta love irony.

I am HORRIFIED at Teppy's office. Where's Scola with links when you need him? (Bwah! I knew he'd come through!) It also sounds like MM's Fuckcakes o' the Day are internal as well as external. People! This is not American Idol. Singing is not your job.

Tell me not to quit my job or set fire to the building ala Milton. Quick.

Riiiiiight. Why tell you not to do something that would be beneficial to your mental health? Oh, yeah, the need for a paycheck.

You're not whiny. It's Monday. There's nothing good that can come out of this day.