and when we're all herded into the conference area and are forced to sing, he whips out a conductor's baton and "conducts" us.
AUGH. Death death death.
Spike: We got a history, him and me. Fred: What? Spike: It was a long time ago. He was a young Watcher, fresh out of the academy when we crossed paths. It was a, what-you-call battle of wills and blood was spilled. Vendettas were sworn. It was a whole-- Fred: My God you're so full of crap. Spike: Yeah. Okay.
'Unleashed'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Dana - Mar 31, 2008 9:31:03 am PDT #2511 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
erikaj - Mar 31, 2008 9:31:19 am PDT #2512 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Aw, jeez, MM. Where do they find these idiots? I'm both glad and sorry that they're not all in Social Services tormenting me.(except the Social Security people, who must think we gimps miss out on the DMV ambience.)
Sean K - Mar 31, 2008 9:31:40 am PDT #2513 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
One of them, in fact, has dubbed himself the "bandleader," and when we're all herded into the conference area and are forced to sing, he whips out a conductor's baton and "conducts" us.
"Sorry to see you here in the ER, Mr. BandleaderFuckcake. What seems to be the problem?"
"A coworker shoved a conductor's baton up my ass."
Laga - Mar 31, 2008 9:35:17 am PDT #2514 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
We've secretly replaced Mr Fuckcake's baton with a gaboon viper. Let's see if he notices.
Steph L. - Mar 31, 2008 9:35:22 am PDT #2515 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
and when we're all herded into the conference area and are forced to sing, he whips out a conductor's baton and "conducts" us.
AUGH. Death death death.
Seriously. And when I see my co-workers laughing and clapping while he "conducts," I begin to wonder if they are, in fact, mentally deficient. Like, actually clinically so.
One of them, in fact, has dubbed himself the "bandleader," and when we're all herded into the conference area and are forced to sing, he whips out a conductor's baton and "conducts" us.
"Sorry to see you here in the ER, Mr. BandleaderFuckcake. What seems to be the problem?"
"A coworker shoved a conductor's baton up my ass."
Oh, would that I could!
Sparky1 - Mar 31, 2008 9:35:53 am PDT #2516 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
I think I love my workplace right now. Someone brought in a homemade chocolate peanut butter cake today. She put it in the staff room and sent out an email that said, "help yourself!"
Sean K - Mar 31, 2008 9:42:51 am PDT #2517 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
And when I see my co-workers laughing and clapping while he "conducts," I begin to wonder if they are, in fact, mentally deficient.
"Mr. Fry, your 2:00 magician is here."
"Believe it or not, I have more important things to do today than laugh and clap my hands. .... Reschedule."
Tom Scola - Mar 31, 2008 9:44:22 am PDT #2518 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Steph L. - Mar 31, 2008 9:44:48 am PDT #2519 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Someone brought in a homemade chocolate peanut butter cake today. She put it in the staff room and sent out an email that said, "help yourself!"
We do that, too. (We eat a LOT around here.) But in addition to the no-strings-attached free food, we also have the forced-conviviality events 3 times a month.
Ptui.
Steph L. - Mar 31, 2008 9:45:11 am PDT #2520 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Scola, it took you WAY longer than I expected!