What have I done with my life?
obviously, you need more flare(TM)
Mal: Hell, this job I would pull for free. Zoe: Can I have your share? Mal: No. Zoe: If you die, can I have your share? Mal: Yes.
'The Train Job'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
hippocampus - Mar 31, 2008 9:18:12 am PDT #2499 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Miracleman - Mar 31, 2008 9:20:15 am PDT #2500 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Looking forward to the Halloween Horror Nights install? It's only a few months away.
Ooh maybe it'll rain again
That would be awesome.
No, I'm not kidding.
I am weirdly infuriated and depressed by this. My day didn't start off sucky enough, I have to deal with fucktard cow-orkers with Schiavo level brain liquidity chivvying me to sing some shitty song they found on the Internet? For some store-bought chocolate cake?
Seriously?
Where are the cameras? This can't be real, can it? Alan Funt is behind a wall saying "Dude, he looks like he's going to stroke out, go tell him it's a joke. Yes, 'right now', look at the guy! You wanna lawsuit on our hands?"
Right?
...
Right?
beekaytee - Mar 31, 2008 9:20:27 am PDT #2501 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
obviously, you need more flare(TM)
Suddenly THIS seems like a great blog title!
Thanks for the vote of confidence Laga. I'm just so not trusting of my own judgment these days...
Ginger - Mar 31, 2008 9:21:01 am PDT #2502 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
A ReWritten Life: Turn your drama into comedy and get your happy ending.
Maybe "ReWrite Your Life: Turn your drama into comedy for a happy ending" or "ReWrite Your Life: You can live happily ever after." I think you need an active verb.
Laga - Mar 31, 2008 9:23:04 am PDT #2503 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Doesn't anyone read Miss Manners anymore?
beekaytee - Mar 31, 2008 9:23:37 am PDT #2504 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
I think you need an active verb.
Very good point. My methods are very action oriented, so that would fit.
The 'rewritten' came from someone saying I needed to highlight the end result/benefit. She also said...'dont' tell me what to do! Maybe I don't want to rewrite my life. Maybe that's too scary."
Which also means she's not my client.
Laga - Mar 31, 2008 9:24:03 am PDT #2505 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I like Ginger's idea, "ReWrite Your Life: You can live happily ever after."
hippocampus - Mar 31, 2008 9:24:10 am PDT #2506 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
A ReWritten Life
Bonny - I like this too. The shorter version.
other ideas (and yes, I do need a nap, so who knows whether they're good or not(TM)):
- DoOver: Making Meaningful Life Changes
- Re-Vision: Life Counseling for the Rest of It
(probably not what you're going for, but...)
- Some People Suck, but You Don't Have To
Sean K - Mar 31, 2008 9:25:04 am PDT #2507 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Yeah, MM. Clearly your problem is that you are only wearing the minimum number of flare pieces today. If you'd just try and express yourself... you know... wear more flare...
Miracleman - Mar 31, 2008 9:27:14 am PDT #2508 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Yeah, MM. Clearly your problem is that you are only wearing the minimum number of flare pieces today. If you'd just try and express yourself... you know... wear more flare...
Maybe you're right.
Problem is, all I gots for flare are two buttons that says "Go Fuck Yourself" and "Seriously. Go Fuck Yourself."
Maybe I'll wear them to the Christmas party, if I'm not in an asylum by then.