Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.

'Destiny'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Emily - Mar 17, 2008 10:54:18 am PDT #241 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Apparently today is Food Suggestion Susceptibility Day at b.org.

Would help if I'd'a gotten a full lunch.

But man, I never thought I'd be so suggestible as to be all, "Oh, man, fishsticks! I haven't thought about those in ages!" I don't even like fish! What's wrong with me?

On the other hand, I do like breading and ketchup, and I'm guessing that's what those mostly are.

Okay, I'm really not doing work. I'm going to go home and not do work there.


Laga - Mar 17, 2008 10:56:10 am PDT #242 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I dislike seafood, especially shellfish, but once in a while I have to go to Long John Silver's for fried clams.


megan walker - Mar 17, 2008 10:56:19 am PDT #243 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Grilled cheese and bacon sandwiches and tomato soup.

Want.

I have Kraft cheese slices and Campbell's in my kitchen just waiting for Lent to end. And, of course, the Girl Scout cookies.


Steph L. - Mar 17, 2008 10:56:57 am PDT #244 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

And Steph, you're not safe either.

Oooh, I'm shaking in my boots tater tots.


Sparky1 - Mar 17, 2008 10:59:45 am PDT #245 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

wrong thread... I was distracted by the thought of tater tots...


SailAweigh - Mar 17, 2008 11:01:12 am PDT #246 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I'll have you know, your evil hypnotic plan to lead me into tater tot temptation has failed!

However, I plan on having a grilled cheese sandwich for dinner, now. Must remember to pick up tomato soup on the way home.


Daisy Jane - Mar 17, 2008 11:02:43 am PDT #247 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I have to go meet with our insurance people. What happens if there's no one to exchange insurance information with? If he's convicted of vehicular manslaughter, does that trump our dents? I mean of course it does, but how do we get them fixed?


JZ - Mar 17, 2008 11:05:04 am PDT #248 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I always skip the part about "under god". I just take a beat between "nation" and "indivisible".

Which, of course, is exactly what the guy who wrote the thing in 1892 intended--even more, he was a Baptist minister, and he thought about adding "under God" but then discarded it as too sectarian and exclusionary and unworthy of the America he was pledging allegiance to. That line was added two decades after his death. It's not very likely that anyone will ever bug you about it, but if they do, you can always blink innocently and point out that you're saying it just the way that nice Baptist fella wrote it in the first place.


erikaj - Mar 17, 2008 11:07:15 am PDT #249 of 10001
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

"What it was, was patriotism." Sorry--nice Baptist fella sent me to Andy Griffith place.


Laga - Mar 17, 2008 11:07:37 am PDT #250 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

A friend of mine's car radio was stolen and they caught the guy, recovered the radio, and fined the thief for the broken window. It didn't completely cover the cost of the window and my friend didn't get the money for almost a month but it was still nice to get a little something.

Property damage laws probably vary by state but I'm guessing you fix the dents yourself and then seek reimbursement.