Wash: Mal, your dead army buddy's on the bridge! Zoe: He ain't dead. Wash: Oh.

'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Mar 17, 2008 11:07:15 am PDT #249 of 10001
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

"What it was, was patriotism." Sorry--nice Baptist fella sent me to Andy Griffith place.


Laga - Mar 17, 2008 11:07:37 am PDT #250 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

A friend of mine's car radio was stolen and they caught the guy, recovered the radio, and fined the thief for the broken window. It didn't completely cover the cost of the window and my friend didn't get the money for almost a month but it was still nice to get a little something.

Property damage laws probably vary by state but I'm guessing you fix the dents yourself and then seek reimbursement.


hippocampus - Mar 17, 2008 11:10:20 am PDT #251 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

"Obama the Muslim will kill our children" bs email

I would probably fire back with "because the current administration isn't?" and then be pilloried, have my car keyed, etc.

It didn't completely cover the cost of the window and my friend didn't get the money for almost a month but it was still nice to get a little something.

that is really nice. last time (yes, there were a few) DH's radio was stolen, the cop said "Let us know if you find it or hear anything...." All we could say was "And vice-versa!"


Daisy Jane - Mar 17, 2008 11:21:48 am PDT #252 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It didn't completely cover the cost of the window and my friend didn't get the money for almost a month but it was still nice to get a little something.

Yeah, I'm not sure our dents are going to get us much, but our landlord's boyfriend's car is messed up. I'd be willing to bet there's a car or two up the street that have some damage, but I didn't get to look this morning.


Laga - Mar 17, 2008 11:21:52 am PDT #253 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

what the guy who wrote the thing in 1892 intended

my reasoning exactly. I need to remember to ask Mom if that's why she skips it too.


tommyrot - Mar 17, 2008 11:23:17 am PDT #254 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

what the guy who wrote the thing in 1892 intended

Well, at the time he wrote it, he didn't realize we'd be in a life and death struggle against the godless Commies. Only by changing the pledge and putting "In God We Trust" on our currency did we prevail.


Hil R. - Mar 17, 2008 11:33:09 am PDT #255 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I have no tater tots. But I did just have hamentaschen, which are yum.


SuziQ - Mar 17, 2008 11:33:43 am PDT #256 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I do not have tatter tots, potato pancakes, salad of any type, yogurt, pie, PF Chang leftovers, TJ goyza, a grilled cheese sandwich, tomato soup, girl scout cookies, fried clams, fishsticks, steamed dumplings, chicken, waffles or bacon.

But I do have rum soaked pound cake. At work. AIFG.


Vortex - Mar 17, 2008 11:34:57 am PDT #257 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I have leftover braised lamb shanks and thyme polenta. But, I had a fight with my mother and I was so pissed off that I wasn't hungry. Now, I am, but it's almost 5, so I might as well wait for dinner.


Laga - Mar 17, 2008 11:35:08 am PDT #258 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

drool