This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


megan walker - Mar 27, 2008 11:20:10 am PDT #1878 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

When we were kids swearing around Mom was a BIG deal. We were also not allowed to say "shut up" (it is very dismissive and disrespectful) and that got her angrier than Shit or Damn.

The only time I was slapped by my mother was when I said "Shut up!" to her face. I was in 6th or 7th grade. Of course, my parents never even yelled at us, so just the volume of it was probably pretty harsh all on its own.

If we said shut up to other siblings, it cost us a quarter. As did using the sewing scissors on paper.


Pix - Mar 27, 2008 11:20:59 am PDT #1879 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Crohn's disease
One of my best friends has this, and yes, I'd considered it. But yeah, don't want that to be the focus on the character.
I got the impression that the disease shouldn't have other issue besides the brief hospital stays.
I think it would have some issues--restricted activity or food or some such.


Glamcookie - Mar 27, 2008 11:21:31 am PDT #1880 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

cystic fibrosis

Any of you read Alex: The Life of a Child? [link] I read it in my teens and it about broke me.


beekaytee - Mar 27, 2008 11:23:03 am PDT #1881 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Crohn's disease

An exBF suffers. He's been in and out of hospital since childhood. He lives an otherwise (mostly) normal life...great job, serious gym rat and cyclist...but suffers almost constantly.

His mother also has the condition...which leads to weird attachment/detachment issues between them.

Really interesting, really.


Laga - Mar 27, 2008 11:30:53 am PDT #1882 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

well my life just changed- my roommate's new guitar has arrived.

"I just became five points cooler."

"Want to hold it? You can be as cool as me for a few seconds."


Aims - Mar 27, 2008 11:51:51 am PDT #1883 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

We swaer a blue streak, my parents swear a blue streak, and I agree with everyone on everything.


tommyrot - Mar 27, 2008 11:53:26 am PDT #1884 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

swaer

I like this typo. Sounds sorta' old English, or maybe Latin.


Laura - Mar 27, 2008 11:53:42 am PDT #1885 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

With going to Catholic school and the nature of my parents it was high school before I saw lots of words that I had not seen before and had no clue what they meant. My kids not so sheltered.


tommyrot - Mar 27, 2008 11:56:39 am PDT #1886 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When I was in 9th grade, I went to a public school for the first time. Some kid called me a faggot and I didn't know what it meant. Later I called a friend that.

I learned an important lesson - it's a Bad Idea to call people words when you don't know what they mean.


Ginger - Mar 27, 2008 12:05:57 pm PDT #1887 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

"No, mommy, it's holy shit!"

You can't fool that kid.

I remember the first time I accidentally said "fuck" to my mother, during a call home from college. I got a long "is this what you're learning in college" speech. My mother will now occasionally use the word "bitch" in tones of great daring.

If college hadn't already taught me to swear, I would have learned as a reporter. Generally speaking, a city editor wouldn't even look up until you'd used at least 10 swear words.