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Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Mar 25, 2008 8:14:35 am PDT #1361 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

What a great picture! Though I have to disagree with Teppy's comment on flickr -- it is my considered opinion that that is not too much cute, but in fact a deliciously optimal and ideal amount of cute.

Matilda has been cuterating at great intensity lately; she's full of hugs and happy babble and pressing her cheek to your mouth for kisses (and sometimes grabbing your ears and then pushing your mouth away, then back, then away, then back, for kisses times infinity), and this morning she tried to hop on the bed. Her bed-hopping consists of:

(1) Stand
(2) Hold up one finger
(3) Count down from, well, something (counting=saying "Zhwoo. Zhwoo. Zhwoo!")
(4) Elevate entire body a millimeter or so
(5) Sit down hard
(6) Laugh your ass off

It is just slightly made of awesome, and goes a long way toward making up for the sleep dep (except that I'm now trained to wake up at 4 a.m. all tense and waiting for the screaming, even when she sleeps through the night without a peep. The auto-rising at 4 can stop anytime now, please).

Also, from way upthread, Aimee being all three years old at Em is the second-funniest thing I've ever read, but only because TomW being all three years old at Nora is even funnier.


Glamcookie - Mar 25, 2008 8:16:24 am PDT #1362 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Cutie Dylan!

I scanned some old family pics and put them on Flickr [link] How adorable was my dad????


JZ - Mar 25, 2008 8:18:25 am PDT #1363 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Gloomcookie, your dad is a total boo! (No, really, it's a very good thing to be a boo! There is almost no higher praise chez Zmayhem!)


Jessica - Mar 25, 2008 8:20:04 am PDT #1364 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Oh, I love seeing old photos on Flickr! I need to make a trip back to my grandmother's house and steal a few more shoeboxfuls before they're lost.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 25, 2008 8:22:57 am PDT #1365 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Also, from way upthread, Aimee being all three years old at Em is the second-funniest thing I've ever read, but only because TomW being all three years old at Nora is even funnier.

Especially if you hear that exchange in TomW's voice.


Amy - Mar 25, 2008 8:23:34 am PDT #1366 of 10001
Because books.

Yeah, this was definitely a big part of getting through Sara's first year.

I know we have a scanner, somewhere, that we've never used. I want to set it up, because I have great pictures of my grandparents, and my parents as kids and teenagers, and the hard copies are worse for the wear.


Glamcookie - Mar 25, 2008 8:24:38 am PDT #1367 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Gloomcookie, your dad is a total boo!

Right??? I just want to pinch his little cheeks!


Aims - Mar 25, 2008 8:26:03 am PDT #1368 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Em went to class with me last night and was such. a. ham. She performed "Doe a Deer" and "Tomorrow" for my classmates during our break. Complete with choreography and grand hand gestures. She was HIGH-larious. Also, she kept following Mary, my prof, around, complimenting her. "I like your shoes. I'm glad you're here. I like your flowers on your shirt."


JZ - Mar 25, 2008 8:43:03 am PDT #1369 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Sara's entire babyhood is killing me ded. Ded, I tell you.


WindSparrow - Mar 25, 2008 8:43:10 am PDT #1370 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Way to suck up to the prof, Em.

The level of cuteness in this thread this morning is definitely lethal.