Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.

Wash ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Mar 25, 2008 6:08:28 am PDT #1347 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

That's amazingly wonderfully cool, P-C (and congrats to her)... but what on earth is wrong with indiafm.com? I mean, no pictures? In an entertainment article? Where's the sparkly colorful all-dancing all-singing love, indiafm?


Polter-Cow - Mar 25, 2008 6:11:28 am PDT #1348 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

And they don't appear to have a copy editor, either.


Glamcookie - Mar 25, 2008 7:25:10 am PDT #1349 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Mouth still hurts. Crazy tired. And the thing that I came into the office to do (HIGH PRIORITY) I can't do because it isn't set up properly and of course no one else is here yet. I thought yesterday was Monday...

Good stuff: If I'm up to it, we're going to see Carla Bozulich's new band tonight at Amoeba. Tomorrow we have our baby dr. appt. (!!!!) and then X-Files PaleyFest. Also, still Spring Break!


Frankenbuddha - Mar 25, 2008 7:28:44 am PDT #1350 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

my bobbes were uncle

The only thing that could have made this better was if "were" had been "your".


Pix - Mar 25, 2008 7:39:12 am PDT #1351 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Best unintelligible post ever.


Aims - Mar 25, 2008 7:39:38 am PDT #1352 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

And to think one day, I'll be TEACHING!

Muahahahahahaha!!


Pix - Mar 25, 2008 7:41:48 am PDT #1353 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Yes, yes you will. Your students will have many stories to tell.

Also, though I know it pales in comparison to months and years of baby-induced sleep deprivation, getting up several times a night/morning to give Byron his pain meds is leaving me cranky and tired in the morning.


Jessica - Mar 25, 2008 7:48:26 am PDT #1354 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

getting up several times a night/morning to give Byron his pain meds is leaving me cranky and tired in the morning.

Getting up several times a night to do ANYTHING is worthy of crankification.

As my neighbor/doula said to me right after D was born, "Just remember that this kind of sleep deprivation is what they do to people at Abu Grahib. You are LITERALLY being tortured. So don't feel guilty about feeling like crap."


Amy - Mar 25, 2008 7:57:21 am PDT #1355 of 10001
Because books.

"Just remember that this kind of sleep deprivation is what they do to people at Abu Grahib. You are LITERALLY being tortured."

It's SO true. The first year with each kid almost killed me, literally. And it was certainly part of why all three are spaced so far apart.


Pix - Mar 25, 2008 8:02:39 am PDT #1356 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

This is why I would be a very bad mother.