Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: About why I'm dead. Mal: Hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.

'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Mar 25, 2008 4:43:39 am PDT #1339 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Very nice, Nora!


Ginger - Mar 25, 2008 4:44:33 am PDT #1340 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Ah, baseball.

I am back from Nashville, where I chainsawed the remains of a wooden fence and, with my sister, loaded my truck with it and took it to the dump. Then I visited an unpleasant relative; checked a friend's attic to see if it had enough insulation; and did my mother's and sister's taxes with Taxcut.

Why doesn't anyone ever come to my house and work?


Amy - Mar 25, 2008 4:44:46 am PDT #1341 of 10001
Because books.

Nuclearmycin

That would be fabulous. I could use some, too.


SuziQ - Mar 25, 2008 4:52:45 am PDT #1342 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Congrats, you Boston fans. Your team fought back after a rough start. What a way to start the season.

I was hoping the A's American-Japanese player would end up the hero - bottom of the 10th, down a run, 2 outs, 2 men on.....and he grounds out.

Well, now I can hunt some caffeine and breakfast.


sj - Mar 25, 2008 4:55:32 am PDT #1343 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Sorry, Suzi. Are you going to get up crazy early to watch tomorrow too? I'm glad Okajima gets the win in Japan. I think he's been much more valuable to the Red Sox than Dice-K.


SuziQ - Mar 25, 2008 4:58:24 am PDT #1344 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Are you going to get up crazy early to watch tomorrow too?

Probably not. I actually didn't mean to do it this morning...darned insomnia.


erikaj - Mar 25, 2008 5:05:32 am PDT #1345 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I actually know what you guys are talking about.(KO reported on the fact that Boston dug their heels in if everybody on the team didn't get paid for it. He was proud of them, which is Yankee heresy, but he's BFF with Francona so I guess he bent the rules.) Ha! BFF in this context is super funny and makes me think Keith went to his bosses and said "O hai. I'm in yr studio savin yr democracy. I can haz baseball now?" But I know they don't learn that at Cornell.


Polter-Cow - Mar 25, 2008 6:04:08 am PDT #1346 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

So I discovered last night that a longtime friend of mine has achieved her dream of becoming a Bollywood film star. Which is so damn cool.


amych - Mar 25, 2008 6:08:28 am PDT #1347 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

That's amazingly wonderfully cool, P-C (and congrats to her)... but what on earth is wrong with indiafm.com? I mean, no pictures? In an entertainment article? Where's the sparkly colorful all-dancing all-singing love, indiafm?


Polter-Cow - Mar 25, 2008 6:11:28 am PDT #1348 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

And they don't appear to have a copy editor, either.